and i'm here 5'3 300lbs of fat

What's updog?

2nd wave

i need answers

I love accurate branding

My gf left this warning for me on my pillow

gold

AI Uno Reverse

Hope for 2021

Warning

Security lizard

My friends mom got him this for Christmas

Bought these for all of my friends this year

   

This was on the menu at the sushi restaurant I went to

Can't fault him for that

Someone deserve an award!!

My cousin's living room

Lightly used Tie Fighter rolling chassis for sale, needs paint and some other parts to get it back in the air.

Times are weird. Kid was given a cash register set from Grandma on Christmas and has been using the scanner to take our temp all day.

This picture of my housemate’s cat right before sneezing

Don't go back, Brandy! You deserve better.

Getting my nephew ready to go out in the snow.

Shak

This makes me laugh every time I pass it

My son's educational spelling game had some issues...

   

Just got fined for not wearing a mask

my kind of gurl

This piece of art on samsung The Frame gallery makes your tv look like a giant ahole

COVID realization...

My in law’s microwave has a setting I’m not brave enough to try in 2020

Time is immaterial

horror

The musicians will understand...

DUDDY NOOOOO

So 2020 made use of a 1990 movie.

grandpa

My brother got a shirt for christmas

Haha Cat go Brrrrr

you ready

Lookout, the London Metropolitan Police online safety division is after you

Testing my daughter’s Christmas present for proper function.

Cat ruins christmas photo

Contact tracing at the North Pole

Feets

How all dogs are

Professor Quirrel during Covid

I have been wandering...

   

fixed viral post

hell hjonker

   

haha yea

Strange, why is the presence of a "trailer" not indicated?

turn the volume up

Photo with my sister who's isolating looks like she's embracing us all.

Lufthamster

My 30 year old brother, who can’t draw, drew this after it happened to him, again.

The way this wrapping paper lines up

Received a photo puzzle for Christmas. Slightly terrifying.

A bunch of people trying to leave 2020.

   

Legit thought this was Batman twerking

   

Sometimes driving is stressful

turf war

Naughty Boy

BREAKfast is ready honey

Took a well-deserved holiday vacation. Merry Christmas from the Four Seasons!

calcium

truth

Dad chose a present for me this year without mum’s help. Merry Christmas from me and my new XL-sized high-vis...

My son and his friend designed our submission for the extended family gingerbread house contest

Forgot to order a card for my honey, so I made her this.

My brother and I ended up getting my dad the same exact card

yes

Only inheritance from dad: 100 bucks stashed in a stolen fishing hat.

Merry christmas son

Guess who's not allowed to buy coal for the kid's stockings next year....

For Christmas, my mom got my dog and I matching pajamas.

The cashier 100% has weed in his pocket...

You're getting coal bombs this year

My brother and law and I each got eachother Adidas tracksuits for Christmas.

Protect Betty White and the Queen at all costs.

Tried to take a nice photo of the cats for Christmas

I'm gonna leave this here

how to get EVERYONE in the family picture

my mom got me cash...inside a block of soap

Bout to have a good old fashion gasoline fight

Minimalism at its finest

When Dad picks your gift this year

Texted my buddy, did not expect his response.

thanks for the music

For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing

Unfortunately so true

Tucking into Bed

Received some custom engraved drumsticks from my kids for Christmas

I photoshopped myself to be my own awkward family and sent it out as my holiday card to my actual family and friends