BREAKfast is ready honey

Took a well-deserved holiday vacation. Merry Christmas from the Four Seasons!

calcium

truth

Dad chose a present for me this year without mum’s help. Merry Christmas from me and my new XL-sized high-vis...

My son and his friend designed our submission for the extended family gingerbread house contest

Forgot to order a card for my honey, so I made her this.

My brother and I ended up getting my dad the same exact card

yes

Only inheritance from dad: 100 bucks stashed in a stolen fishing hat.

Merry christmas son

Guess who's not allowed to buy coal for the kid's stockings next year....

For Christmas, my mom got my dog and I matching pajamas.

The cashier 100% has weed in his pocket...

You're getting coal bombs this year

My brother and law and I each got eachother Adidas tracksuits for Christmas.

Protect Betty White and the Queen at all costs.

Tried to take a nice photo of the cats for Christmas

I'm gonna leave this here

how to get EVERYONE in the family picture

my mom got me cash...inside a block of soap

Bout to have a good old fashion gasoline fight

Minimalism at its finest

When Dad picks your gift this year

Texted my buddy, did not expect his response.

thanks for the music

For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing

Unfortunately so true

Tucking into Bed

Received some custom engraved drumsticks from my kids for Christmas

I photoshopped myself to be my own awkward family and sent it out as my holiday card to my actual family and friends

Sibling gift exchange

Not mine but good work

Male nipples

Foreign and domestic

$100 in singles individually wrapped for my brother.

I'm going to tell my kids this was baby Yoda

Well, at least it's regular size

I’ve been eating way to much so far today.

He could not have been more wrong

Merry Woofmas!

candles can't be the perfect gift for everyone

Merry Christmas from your lawyer

An Actual Obituary in My Local Paper. What a Legend.

I would still adopt.

Foom foom

Biblically accurate angels are not as festive as renaissance angels

It's a Christmas miracle!

Maul

I told my husband I just wanted some "shitty earrings" for Christmas. He delivered...

Well, at least the clown is gone.

I hope she is having sweet dreams

Tactical Stocking

A comic book cover I made for Christmas this year

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

I know it isn't possible btw

What a terrible day to have eyes

Clitter Bomb

He didn't get the memo...

Marry chrismas

My wife knows me so well she accidentally got me the same a Christmas gift two years in a row.

   

He’s onto us.

Manuel

Santa's raging

Its a better opt ヽ（´ー｀）┌

And still goes on

Hungry Shakespeare

Be specific, Santa

Games are Ok!

A friendly reminder for the holidays

The Naïveté

28 years ago I had to “share” my Nintendo with my sister

I’m pleased with my white elephant gift tonight.

Forgot to buy tape but I have a label maker

sory

It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the 30th floor of Nakatomi Plaza.

My mom in law is afraid of corona but also really loves giving gifts #wearamask #carryapole

Got the presents wrapped. Some call it being cheap. I call it recycling.

   

   

I, too, wrap presents disguised as other gifts. This is actually a pack of socks.

My new magnet

Merry Christmas from Australia fam

Get ready, dads

Took longer than I care to admit. But I successfully wrapped a gift card!

My cousins ugly Christmas sweater

   

A local guy in my town dresses up as Cousin Eddie and stands on a busy corner to wave at passing cars. Legend.

I would still smash

My dumb ass is just opening

Real life Loonie Tunes.

   

It's a sad day

Not OC, I just find it funny how tables have turned

   

   

Wrapped my friends gift like this, it's a dildo.

The best harmless prank ever.

Don't ask how I know- I just know