An Actual Obituary in My Local Paper. What a Legend.

I would still adopt.

Foom foom

Biblically accurate angels are not as festive as renaissance angels

It's a Christmas miracle!

Maul

I told my husband I just wanted some "shitty earrings" for Christmas. He delivered...

Well, at least the clown is gone.

I hope she is having sweet dreams

Tactical Stocking

A comic book cover I made for Christmas this year

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

I know it isn't possible btw

What a terrible day to have eyes

Clitter Bomb

He didn't get the memo...

Marry chrismas

My wife knows me so well she accidentally got me the same a Christmas gift two years in a row.

   

He’s onto us.

Manuel

Santa's raging

Its a better opt ヽ（´ー｀）┌

And still goes on

Hungry Shakespeare

Be specific, Santa

Games are Ok!

A friendly reminder for the holidays

The Naïveté

28 years ago I had to “share” my Nintendo with my sister

I’m pleased with my white elephant gift tonight.

Forgot to buy tape but I have a label maker

sory

It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the 30th floor of Nakatomi Plaza.

My mom in law is afraid of corona but also really loves giving gifts #wearamask #carryapole

Got the presents wrapped. Some call it being cheap. I call it recycling.

   

   

I, too, wrap presents disguised as other gifts. This is actually a pack of socks.

My new magnet

Merry Christmas from Australia fam

Get ready, dads

Took longer than I care to admit. But I successfully wrapped a gift card!

My cousins ugly Christmas sweater

   

A local guy in my town dresses up as Cousin Eddie and stands on a busy corner to wave at passing cars. Legend.

I would still smash

My dumb ass is just opening

Real life Loonie Tunes.

   

It's a sad day

Not OC, I just find it funny how tables have turned

   

   

Wrapped my friends gift like this, it's a dildo.

The best harmless prank ever.

Don't ask how I know- I just know

A tech satire

based

Celebrated early. This is definitely my favorite gift. My sister won Christmas this year.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Bada bum bap bum

Christmas came early.

My girlfriend asked me to help with the ginger bread cookies. I don't know what got me fired so quick.

Was inspired by a post earlier to wrap my Dad’s present like this. It’s a coat

Mystery Box

The happiest Christmas card

   

how it started ---> how it's going

   

Birch, please.

poor security

   

A Christmas Carol

The fish community has had enough with the octopus abuse

Ricky Gervais is a treasure

If you ever want a good chuckle look up Body Builders in suits.

Billy was a bad boy and gets nothing but coal for Christmas

If i can summon Santa through a pentagram, it won't matter anyways

Christmas Curse

   

Got my dad a tablet for Christmas, he has CMT and can't grip things too well, so we got him this penguin to help him

The council is assembled (Dank OC December)

Today is my birthday and I totally get this!

   

Flavortown vs flavourtown

   

Grass, cash, or a$$... no free rides

I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.

Rare photo of young Mark Zuckerberg

My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

:-(

My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.

Nein

What's wrong with them

Last meme of Dank OC December: Alignments (est. 1977?). Template in the comments.

I have a tendency to wrap misleading presents

Even Superman loves Christmas!

Magic 8-Ball

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