Today is my birthday and I totally get this!

   

Flavortown vs flavourtown

   

Grass, cash, or a$$... no free rides

I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.

Rare photo of young Mark Zuckerberg

My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

:-(

My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.

Nein

What's wrong with them

Last meme of Dank OC December: Alignments (est. 1977?). Template in the comments.

I have a tendency to wrap misleading presents

Even Superman loves Christmas!

Magic 8-Ball

Plus

Saw this in a breakfast shop

Get away

TX DoT got jokes

I'm so sorry—

This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO! This is just a tribute.

My little cousin drew this comic and I’m wheezing!

Vaccines bad

I know it’s supposed to be a soldier kneeling but I don’t see that

Use the "Let It Snow" wrapping paper only on larger gifts.

Credits are important!

Finished wrapping my sister's present. It's a necklace.

Christmas 2020

That bottle won’t last long

Sad :'(

payback

Best. Gift. Ever.

My girlfriend and I bought eachother the exact same present. I've never laughed so hard in my life

Baby Yoda

Overflow

A child drew this on the back of a kids menu. Same kid, same

My Daughter's Holiday Craft... Need to talk to her Kindergarten Teacher

Cries in unemployment

yes

Wrapping done.

I wanna know too!

I'm no longer allowed to help with the xmas decorations

“Feel the force!”

Annual Planning

It's hard to guess. hahahaha!

bad owner, bad

Got a bit of a race mixing fetish going on there, mr Racistman 2.0?

A relic of a more civilized era

Found this gem in today's paper

Pain in the ass!

It’s so true it hurts

Monkeyspeak amulet

Vengeful spirits

Spooky scary Christmas

Lol

ayo fam what’s krakken

How can I help you?

Hell, I'd punch a fish too

Are you solving your problems as you are supposed to?

Every loss is a gain for someone :)

Really thought it was a poodle!

People who only know English laughing at people who know 3 languges making a grammar mistake online:

Let's get rid of it

How to help your friend

My brother asked for a ladder

Alexa... I’m scared

Mythical Interracial Relationship.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Yep, not steamy

Programming Humor

Grandma's secret

Jupiter and Saturn alignment from the UK

2020 baby!

the muffin man

My dad finally figured out how to take a selfie. This is what he sent me.

Stewart or McAvoy? These timelines are so confusing.

Symbiote got me in my feels

Satisfying 2 emotions at once.

Supernatural cooking problems

An oldie but a goody.

Laughs in overdraft

Can't wait for the new year. It surely can't get any worse...

I am this picture

Yamero

Gonna need more dipping sauce

My icecream is melting.

An inside joke with my 6 year old resulted in this birthday card which I drew for him

When the neighbors get a drum set

All because some guy slapped a fish.

Just casually watching some anime and stumbled across this fool. Apparently they exist in every universe.

In the hospital these are my nurses shoes.

Smells nice too.

Our Family ❤️

I see this as an absolute win!

Zoolander doesn't approve

Kids, come here..

:-)

Jump really high.

Jupiter who came together after 800 years and sees Saturn with a ring ...