based

Celebrated early. This is definitely my favorite gift. My sister won Christmas this year.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Bada bum bap bum

Christmas came early.

My girlfriend asked me to help with the ginger bread cookies. I don't know what got me fired so quick.

Was inspired by a post earlier to wrap my Dad’s present like this. It’s a coat

Mystery Box

The happiest Christmas card

   

how it started ---> how it's going

   

Birch, please.

poor security

   

A Christmas Carol

The fish community has had enough with the octopus abuse

Ricky Gervais is a treasure

If you ever want a good chuckle look up Body Builders in suits.

Billy was a bad boy and gets nothing but coal for Christmas

If i can summon Santa through a pentagram, it won't matter anyways

Christmas Curse

   

Got my dad a tablet for Christmas, he has CMT and can't grip things too well, so we got him this penguin to help him

The council is assembled (Dank OC December)

Today is my birthday and I totally get this!

   

Flavortown vs flavourtown

   

Grass, cash, or a$$... no free rides

I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.

Rare photo of young Mark Zuckerberg

My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

:-(

My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.

Nein

What's wrong with them

Last meme of Dank OC December: Alignments (est. 1977?). Template in the comments.

I have a tendency to wrap misleading presents

Even Superman loves Christmas!

Magic 8-Ball

Plus

Saw this in a breakfast shop

Get away

TX DoT got jokes

I'm so sorry—

This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO! This is just a tribute.

My little cousin drew this comic and I’m wheezing!

Vaccines bad

I know it’s supposed to be a soldier kneeling but I don’t see that

Use the "Let It Snow" wrapping paper only on larger gifts.

Credits are important!

Finished wrapping my sister's present. It's a necklace.

Christmas 2020

That bottle won’t last long

Sad :'(

payback

Best. Gift. Ever.

My girlfriend and I bought eachother the exact same present. I've never laughed so hard in my life

Baby Yoda

Overflow

A child drew this on the back of a kids menu. Same kid, same

My Daughter's Holiday Craft... Need to talk to her Kindergarten Teacher

Cries in unemployment

yes

Wrapping done.

I wanna know too!

I'm no longer allowed to help with the xmas decorations

“Feel the force!”

Annual Planning

It's hard to guess. hahahaha!

bad owner, bad

Got a bit of a race mixing fetish going on there, mr Racistman 2.0?

A relic of a more civilized era

Found this gem in today's paper

Pain in the ass!

It’s so true it hurts

Monkeyspeak amulet

Vengeful spirits

Spooky scary Christmas

Lol

ayo fam what’s krakken

How can I help you?

Hell, I'd punch a fish too

Are you solving your problems as you are supposed to?

Every loss is a gain for someone :)

Really thought it was a poodle!

People who only know English laughing at people who know 3 languges making a grammar mistake online:

Let's get rid of it

How to help your friend

My brother asked for a ladder

Alexa... I’m scared

Mythical Interracial Relationship.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Yep, not steamy

Programming Humor

Grandma's secret

Jupiter and Saturn alignment from the UK

2020 baby!

the muffin man