Celebrated early. This is definitely my favorite gift. My sister won Christmas this year.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Bada bum bap bum
Christmas came early.
My girlfriend asked me to help with the ginger bread cookies. I don't know what got me fired so quick.
Was inspired by a post earlier to wrap my Dad’s present like this. It’s a coat
The happiest Christmas card
how it started ---> how it's going
A Christmas Carol
The fish community has had enough with the octopus abuse
Ricky Gervais is a treasure
If you ever want a good chuckle look up Body Builders in suits.
Billy was a bad boy and gets nothing but coal for Christmas
If i can summon Santa through a pentagram, it won't matter anyways
Got my dad a tablet for Christmas, he has CMT and can't grip things too well, so we got him this penguin to help him
The council is assembled (Dank OC December)
Today is my birthday and I totally get this!
Flavortown vs flavourtown
Grass, cash, or a$$... no free rides
I got my brother a spare part for his bike for Christmas. Only spent about 4 hours wrapping it.
Rare photo of young Mark Zuckerberg
My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.
My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.
What's wrong with them
Last meme of Dank OC December: Alignments (est. 1977?). Template in the comments.
I have a tendency to wrap misleading presents
Even Superman loves Christmas!
Saw this in a breakfast shop
TX DoT got jokes
I'm so sorry—
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO! This is just a tribute.
My little cousin drew this comic and I’m wheezing!
I know it’s supposed to be a soldier kneeling but I don’t see that
Use the "Let It Snow" wrapping paper only on larger gifts.
Credits are important!
Finished wrapping my sister's present. It's a necklace.
That bottle won’t last long
Best. Gift. Ever.
My girlfriend and I bought eachother the exact same present. I've never laughed so hard in my life
A child drew this on the back of a kids menu. Same kid, same
My Daughter's Holiday Craft... Need to talk to her Kindergarten Teacher
Cries in unemployment
I wanna know too!
I'm no longer allowed to help with the xmas decorations
“Feel the force!”
It's hard to guess. hahahaha!
bad owner, bad
Got a bit of a race mixing fetish going on there, mr Racistman 2.0?
A relic of a more civilized era
Found this gem in today's paper
Pain in the ass!
It’s so true it hurts
Spooky scary Christmas
ayo fam what’s krakken
How can I help you?
Hell, I'd punch a fish too
Are you solving your problems as you are supposed to?
Every loss is a gain for someone :)
Really thought it was a poodle!
People who only know English laughing at people who know 3 languges making a grammar mistake online:
Let's get rid of it
How to help your friend
My brother asked for a ladder
Alexa... I’m scared
Mythical Interracial Relationship.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Yep, not steamy
Jupiter and Saturn alignment from the UK
the muffin man
My dad finally figured out how to take a selfie. This is what he sent me.