Just got a new job. They said to wear "Christmas clothes" the other day. They all came in dressed up. My dumb ass apparently didn't understood the same thing.
I can have a good time
Another year, another layer of tape
Angry Letter
Kek fiction
Spared no expense...
One of my 15yo son’s comics, hope you like it
Etsy shop sent the wrong apron - now I have an apron with this random guy's face
Meanwhile, NYE in New Zealand
This one, this is the one.
Its hard being a single dad
Haven't been in one for a while, but it's true
They Have No Faith.
2020 was not kind to Ellen
gay lol
Get him Chewie!
problem, russian mafia?
Sir, I'm pretty sure this is just a domestic flight
I don’t think they thought this through.
Shhhh...his favorite show is on
Help a homie out.
NYPD at it again.
My dog reminded me of someone when he turned to look at me.
Not quite the answer we expected
Support your friends !
Title must not be empty.
It was time to update the sign.
New year's resolutions
Entauri outfit reveal
the firefighter
moo
He's unfortunate
“We can repair anything”
Ultimate dad joke?
Damn, I think I missed a miracle.
I don’t think he has heard of second covid
From our local dairy farm.
Anon has gains
The moon is huge tonight wtf
Nevermind
Prolly the best Photoshop i've ever done
My new years resolution is to get fit
Old news
There are two types of people in the world
Lucky ***
He´s back y´all!
Someone Bonk me please
el titelo de posto
feign ignorance
Gud doge
Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv...
Proper way to quarantine
Quack
o>o whats this
Billie...
This Porta Potty Cleaning truck.
milkers
priorities
Anon braps
One of these elves is not the same
Yes
I live with....
Someone is gonna die and he doesn't know yet
I like those odds
Don't forget to update your Euro notes
My cat started doing some Gymnastics
This kid is the worst.
Soy chorizo!
Somethings not right with my Frozen book
Never Fans
So my dog likes to stand like this when he is startled
I didn’t know the first part, but the second part is intuitive.
I wonder what kind of stuff one has to go through to write a book like this
Best tool indeed
Let your sister drive they said. It'll be fun they said.
My fiancé and I have a system, I eat the chocolate waffers and I save him the cream so he can make these monsters
His mom cut his bangs.
shittiest company on the planet
Ah, Kaboom KABOOM!
Hey, what's wrong with my cat?
My daughter got a ring light for Christmas. Are we using it right?
Hindsight 2020
For 2021 I got myself a calendar with daily *** quotes. Here’s to day one!
I ordered a laser engraver in October, it finally came in.
Heeheehee
When September Ends
We're even now, ***.
IRS, open up!
Thanks uncle sam
Good news, bad news
soon
cursed
Sing it together...
You’re welcome
Just kickflip it
My first run of 2021.
Walmart has a plan for your $600 stimulus check!
Pigeon 12 pro max
Volunteers needed
I work at a hotel and found this on an empty pizza box.