They say perfect man doesn’t exists

Save the children

"Hey girl. Can I have yo numbuh?"

:^)

cabbage seller

BREH

:-(

pp mad

Oh no she dieent!!

I have a question..

What are we doing...

Cat got bonked IRL

quickly leave the sinking ship

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Ignoring signs...

Who rents porn?

Trust your eyes.

Write it down god d*mn it

6 years ago today I changed my parents computer background to my Grandmom’s face. They couldn’t figure out how to change it, so it lasted up until it died last year

Kinda

A theatre in Sydney, Australia.

Fitler

I ain't paying 15 bucks for skittles

...yea :)

that barrel is poggers

Accepted

RIP Carl

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ONLY safe travel this year

He is tall though

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

Still hot so

My math teacher said that we needed to draw a duck on our assignment to receive credit, so this is what I made.

on second thought

I guess Google knows something we don't...

saw a video of a pelican trying to gobble up a whole ass capybara so I had to doodle this

Please guys

The world is a joke

BASED POGGERS

Get sh*t on kid!

harambe v0

Growing my own food

Who the f*ck

Strip club in Vancouver sign following the Storming of the US Capital

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Not sure you want to end that subscription

Get em bois

Thanks, I feel great

Cheers bunny

We don't need karate anymore

Holdup! What?

Well deserved

The sad part is, they're right

Seen in kerrville

Ever get that feeling you are being followed?

Don't finger em!!

The long forgotten chemical compound!

Happy snip-snip day to my husband!

breh

FEAR THE NIPPLE

Gettin' Nasty

Guys, don't hit Bob!

200 IQ

Easily the funniest birthday card I've ever gotten

maybe i should put on my combat gear and just go burn police stations with my brehs. in minecraft.

Speech 100000

Signal Strength: Eggcellent

Godspeed, you magnificent ***s

Better then spiderman slap

Hope I'm not too late with this one

There really be girls like this out there, watch out

Oh sweet ducks

Got my first round of vaccinations today. Not gonna lie, I found this a little disconcerting.

I took this photo. Indeed, this is a photo taken of my own accord.

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This ambulance my son got in a pack of toy cars... Ted Bundy must own the company

Da sock.

Pyramid Scheme

Pro chess player tip#1

hi mr fed breh

hmmmm

Wearing a steel helmet, a bulldog guards a London flat, circa 1940.

DUDDY! NO!

I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this

What are you warning us about?

storm

What a pussi

we're witnessing history, frens

Jury's still out on how emu-repellant it is

lmao breh

breh

i heard they have large oil brehserves and various WMDs

How does it feel to be inside me?

Wish you were here

hot

The one true viking

oh no

How does it not help

button

breh