Finally.. now I know how to fascinate women!

the angle was fps

<3⠀⠀⠀

How's your RNG game mah nibbas

Painfully accurate

Those fools know not what they hath unleashed

This was always the end goal

Finally, the perfect team

Growing up in the town I grew up in an Applebee’s had this giant photo in their restaurant and my old high school friend texts it to me every few years to remind of its glory

Lol elephants

I apologize to the apologists for apologizing

How many people are in the car

No homo means no homo

Jaws theme music begins playing in the background

GG Miles

performed power

And that is the Killian Experience

Every time I have to beat them off with a stick

Just found this in the streets. Lovely

FFFFF back at you too

I think we got this down

That really hit too close to home

This kid roasted his entire school. He’s ready for the real world

clarence

A 4th graders answer to, where or when would you go if you could time travel back in time?

Barbara’s not messing around

Kick me.

President Xi keeps winning.

Fax or nah?

Anyone caught being racist will be PEGGED.

Monke.

I guess not

Legend

It's got that Cleveland Crunch™

WTF IRELAND

Well.. Ok..

WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!

Michael’s visitors got creative.

Bad bois

post

Director's Cut

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow....

Changing the rules

That’s just rude not to show up

Hey guys, check out my new haircat

I asked my girlfriend to marry me on NYD; it wasn’t until we looked at the pictures that we realized we were both on one knee...

gOOOOOd question

Walking around and saw this terrifying hedge

My boomerang

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6/10

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Dear Americans,

Sometimes, even if someone tells you how to get there, you never make it to Sesame Street...

Never would have guessed

Soo... just like every other store?

oof

Canadian Drive Thru

Guess my dog has good Photoshop Skills

I didn't mean to cause any trouble, but

Grandma in hell

Say “Muk” Backwards

Paralysis

Delivery for Pavlov

post ur favorita poggers in teh comments breh

Cum

Cult Of Cum

it's free, cant complain

based

Cute is not a valid form of combat

Where are these teachers found?

Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town

When it comes to being last...Baby, we’re the top!

bbbbbbbbbbbreeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

Also Yoda is litterally the adult version of baby Yoda

Hope my kid has good insurance...

10 days before inauguration: haha yeah we don't like drungf either hahaaaha buy our stuff ~~~~

Family releations are relative

Big oof

We gave it a good shot

bruh

Yeah what are you talking about im fine

:-/

Caught the Geico guy snoozin’ today

Always be hustling

Buddy Gator - Plumbing Service

Here's how he can still win

dayum donald

feet

the kid from xbox finally found him

Dementia

Saw this at the local Sonic. My family thinks I’ve lost it. If you get it you get it.

Better then america's ass

phew, democracy is SAVED

The cat seems comfortable in here

m-M-muST buy a paid subscription to ONEDRIVE

oh no

My sister mailed her college graduation invitations to herself.

I've heard of this one

That's it! Switching to Abacus