oh boy I sure love being a TV remote and I hope no one will try to shove me up their ass today

With my 41st birthday approaching, this hits close to home.

Just because you are bad guy Does not mean you are a "Bad Guy"

officer, i did not touch that child

ehehe

tony

is that so

Hope you’re having a great day!

eternal rest

y a w n

Anyone else dealing with this for approximately their entire lives?

Totally forgot it lmaoo

That's a yikes from me.

Oh geez

Good news, Happy Wheels was ported to Javascript and isn't subject to the Flash takedown

High quality planning & construction work

Real smooth

Is that a doorbell?

oh dear god

>society

Space stuff...

I-I hope she's not his mom

I work at a recycling centre and I found this a few month ago

I had no idea brainyrs had a Wikipedia page

Daily, you say?

Woah

Best joke I've ever seen on a popsicle stick

Here's how motivation works!!!! hhhhhhh

Classic

Old top gear, not the trash that they broadcast now

oops

Creamy and brown all the way through

countries

Edutainment

cring

So that's how they did it

Yeah....

It's jaundice

He’s looking a little sun crisp

Oof

yes

chad, bear, otter

What's your favorite dinosaur?

hmm

Harsh sentence, little one

Failure never looked so hot

Rawr

It’s blooming

Please seek help

The great wall lll

And I lost my leg

Was shopping for a jacket and saw this twisted creature

bbbrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhllllliiiiiiiiggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

My island’s “accurate” weather system

post nut intimidation

2 da mun

It’s super cute.. but the word cancer directly in the middle of the ring throws me off.

this humor is not college

New Theory of Relativity

NICEEEE

Fu*kin hate when they don't let me play

They keep me safe from the foot bois and that's all I need

I don't like this

BONKS PLEASE

I'm a sailor peg

It’s official: my 11-month-old has realized she can craw to me wherever I am. I will not poo alone for the next ~10 years.

First time trying sushi

Bigga. I can say it, I'm 190cm

Thermometer packaging can be used for multiple products

Don’t trust your government kids

My cat sees everything

I’m afraid so

Car smoking a cigarette & taking pic using selfie stick

Call of Duty: Meowdern Barkfare

I think my breakfast is threatening me.

this how brehs brehcome alphabrehs

That’s racist!

Buddy Gator - Rainy Day

Dude, just pick it up with your hands.

My aunts cat got this instead of the traditional cone

Follow up post . I found a good use for the false lashes I got.

Ok, that's actually clever & funny

The invisible 12th man

100%

The Ultmate Venn Diagram

Please be advised

Realized Snapchat filters work on cats & my life will never be the same.

This person selling a car.

I asked my dog how he was doing from the other side of our family room. He looks back at me like this

I bought some “accent” lashes. They look so natural.

In 2004-2005, my Dad was picked out of the audience in Dreamworld, Australia to be an Angry Beaver. I was also picked to go on stage. Yeah, that's me behind him.

(s)(c)himp

My First Post Here!! How’s it?

Covid-Posting

My lovely Greek wife saw this, and was horrified

5hitpost

I Feel You Brother...

It's not really a dog eat dog world

Can’t believe someone rubbed one off in the elevator smh

Oh Benjamin