Fu*kin hate when they don't let me play

They keep me safe from the foot bois and that's all I need

I don't like this

BONKS PLEASE

I'm a sailor peg

It’s official: my 11-month-old has realized she can craw to me wherever I am. I will not poo alone for the next ~10 years.

First time trying sushi

Bigga. I can say it, I'm 190cm

Thermometer packaging can be used for multiple products

Don’t trust your government kids

My cat sees everything

I’m afraid so

Car smoking a cigarette & taking pic using selfie stick

Call of Duty: Meowdern Barkfare

I think my breakfast is threatening me.

this how brehs brehcome alphabrehs

That’s racist!

Buddy Gator - Rainy Day

Dude, just pick it up with your hands.

My aunts cat got this instead of the traditional cone

Follow up post . I found a good use for the false lashes I got.

Ok, that's actually clever & funny

The invisible 12th man

100%

The Ultmate Venn Diagram

Please be advised

Realized Snapchat filters work on cats & my life will never be the same.

This person selling a car.

I asked my dog how he was doing from the other side of our family room. He looks back at me like this

I bought some “accent” lashes. They look so natural.

In 2004-2005, my Dad was picked out of the audience in Dreamworld, Australia to be an Angry Beaver. I was also picked to go on stage. Yeah, that's me behind him.

(s)(c)himp

My First Post Here!! How’s it?

Covid-Posting

My lovely Greek wife saw this, and was horrified

5hitpost

I Feel You Brother...

It's not really a dog eat dog world

Can’t believe someone rubbed one off in the elevator smh

Oh Benjamin

Pussy shot

Level of creativity : Asian

Joker and Harley Quinn in Russia

OOO

The Three Genders

Anyone for a covid safe game?

Dr. Kekyl and My Sides

rage quit

Laughing doesn't makes you sexist

Virtual meetings are ...

:^)

Can kids be disappointed with their parents?

I googled “curiosity killed the cat” - was not disappointed

He just might

As A Follow-Up In My SIR Patrick Stewart Series, I Present Evidence Of His Immortality

Being homophobic

In a very real but made up scenario what would you do?

Yes you do!

Yumm

I f*cking hate Japan

Better than catnip

:-(

Meow

relatable

Biblical observation

Imposter 10/10

When nuclear apocalypse comes this guy is the reason for armored radrowches

Even Mr Pringles cannot escape balding..

true

For the Queen

No balls

One for the dads out there

There isnt

:((

accurate

kobe

There is always another way...

The real treasures

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM ONE DAY WHEN THE TOUNGING IS DONE W--

i live in spain but it's spelled political instability

Two teams in Turkey played through the snow today. One team wore white…

Straight was never an option

Must be really cold

Amazon’s delivery confirmation. My niece and nephew were waiting for their toy.

GIF of Patrick Stewart Aging Over 30 Years

You see these two drive past you, what do you do? Via @kjp on IG

Scholastic book fairs were like a holiday to me

He was finished

Close one Kevin

A unit of a man gave my girlfriend and I these pamphlets, greatly appreciated

My little sister and her friend with their homemade movie theaters

Uhhh I'm sorry...what?!

You know what's worse? The golden ones..

Finally got the dream car in the driveway. Don't hate.

A sign we just put up at work!

The math don’t lie

My bathroom as a teenager. Circa 2000. Painted by a friend of my Mom’s.

Gross

the real reason why I was banned

My 5 year old nephew loves Godzilla and was pretty proud of his King Ghidorah drawing.