As A Follow-Up In My SIR Patrick Stewart Series, I Present Evidence Of His Immortality

Being homophobic

In a very real but made up scenario what would you do?

Yes you do!

Yumm

I f*cking hate Japan

Better than catnip

:-(

Meow

relatable

Biblical observation

Imposter 10/10

When nuclear apocalypse comes this guy is the reason for armored radrowches

Even Mr Pringles cannot escape balding..

true

For the Queen

No balls

One for the dads out there

There isnt

:((

accurate

kobe

There is always another way...

The real treasures

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM ONE DAY WHEN THE TOUNGING IS DONE W--

i live in spain but it's spelled political instability

Two teams in Turkey played through the snow today. One team wore white…

Straight was never an option

Must be really cold

Amazon’s delivery confirmation. My niece and nephew were waiting for their toy.

GIF of Patrick Stewart Aging Over 30 Years

You see these two drive past you, what do you do? Via @kjp on IG

Scholastic book fairs were like a holiday to me

He was finished

Close one Kevin

A unit of a man gave my girlfriend and I these pamphlets, greatly appreciated

My little sister and her friend with their homemade movie theaters

Uhhh I'm sorry...what?!

You know what's worse? The golden ones..

Finally got the dream car in the driveway. Don't hate.

A sign we just put up at work!

The math don’t lie

My bathroom as a teenager. Circa 2000. Painted by a friend of my Mom’s.

Gross

the real reason why I was banned

My 5 year old nephew loves Godzilla and was pretty proud of his King Ghidorah drawing.

free

What the deuce?

Cats do not observe the laws of physics—-or any laws for that matter

Thick snowman

Victorian baby rocker. I am still laughing about all the yeeting possibilities

Stay true kings

found this gem on twitter

Crows are the inheritors of the earth

Destroying a wine glass with a megaphone

Given I’m in the south eastern US, this was a refreshing sign to see.

Rumbled in the Jungle

I understand

Squirrel Matador?

Quarantine feels

dark

I need me one of these

Woke up and discovered my wife moved our coat stand yesterday.

lel

The forbidden love child

when someone start singing Rolling Down to Old Maui right after Spanish Ladies like BOI

That’s not why I join these groups

Sharing Is Caring by Zoodraws

MFW it was cloggedholes that was moaning

Math is hard tbf

Life is strange

Just bought Michael Jackson’s old stove

hearts and crafts

He’s a lizard

My wife turns the corner into the baby’s room and sees this

How can this be implanted into all women?

Saw this sign in a car park today

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram BUY GOLD

What a tall tale!

Some people just need a hint

Very naughty

That’s why I use them

step step step

Madre

I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently

Thanks to this cover, I spent less money

I love her company

large cranium

A good way to stop the spread of germs

The gang's all here

I was greeted by my ice cream today with a smile, I actually laughed out loud. Good day sir!

States of Mind..

WTF, I love that guy!

Centrism has ruled long enough now its time to settle this between the extremists

Just a single guy traveling for work and walked into this room that was booked. I can't stop staring at it.

The best example of healthy distance

So... no one double-checked that translation?

Good to know, life tip

When a friend and her husband stop by, I break out my charcuterie skillz.

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