found this gem on twitter

Crows are the inheritors of the earth

Destroying a wine glass with a megaphone

Given I’m in the south eastern US, this was a refreshing sign to see.

Rumbled in the Jungle

I understand

Squirrel Matador?

Quarantine feels

dark

I need me one of these

Woke up and discovered my wife moved our coat stand yesterday.

lel

The forbidden love child

when someone start singing Rolling Down to Old Maui right after Spanish Ladies like BOI

That’s not why I join these groups

Sharing Is Caring by Zoodraws

MFW it was cloggedholes that was moaning

Math is hard tbf

Life is strange

Just bought Michael Jackson’s old stove

hearts and crafts

He’s a lizard

My wife turns the corner into the baby’s room and sees this

How can this be implanted into all women?

Saw this sign in a car park today

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram BUY GOLD

What a tall tale!

Some people just need a hint

Very naughty

That’s why I use them

step step step

Madre

I’m okay with the events that are unfolding currently

Thanks to this cover, I spent less money

I love her company

large cranium

A good way to stop the spread of germs

The gang's all here

I was greeted by my ice cream today with a smile, I actually laughed out loud. Good day sir!

States of Mind..

WTF, I love that guy!

Centrism has ruled long enough now its time to settle this between the extremists

Just a single guy traveling for work and walked into this room that was booked. I can't stop staring at it.

The best example of healthy distance

So... no one double-checked that translation?

Good to know, life tip

When a friend and her husband stop by, I break out my charcuterie skillz.

May I present DishCleana Aguilera to you all. Now we’ll always know our true dish status...

Superiority intensifies**

Sometimes you just need to sit and think about things

2020-2021

I knew I recognized that picture from somewhere!

Where can I get that shit

#TomPetty

Another curse

Thy holy belly

Meme with up to 10 times more likes than the average

That's what it's all about..

Gotta mute the squeakers

My gun got bigger wtf

tbh I wasn't that much into this gender stuff, but being a tax entity sounds intriguing

This corgi really wanted my food

Life is beautyful

Knots are funny

Literally me

title of your post

My love life is holesome

So almost every day for the last two weeks, this one squirrel just comes to the door and rubs its nipples

This is my kingdom come

Siberian frosts

Bros before hoes brehs

My brother in law's new fishing chair came in.

It is currently 6:50PM (18:50)

IRL COD

Did you know flat earthers are present all around the globe?

I didn't remember.

peepee poopoo

Educating the youth

Would you like regular or diet?

the ultimate flex

This guy probably makes more than you

pffff what's next? genocide = "cringe"?

My best friend wore this to her colonoscopy appointment this morning....

They always use aimbot

entauri lookin' hella cute, ngl

YES

#BirdsAreFake

Crashed

DP doesn't just stand for Donald Pence

The Greatest Title

:^)

Specify your condition

Ahhh Namaste

he got us there bois

My friends told me to buy red but I think white is better

Commies

Premiere of Wandavision

but officer..

..and the silver spoon

we have come so far yet we are but MONKE