Would you like regular or diet?

the ultimate flex

This guy probably makes more than you

pffff what's next? genocide = "cringe"?

My best friend wore this to her colonoscopy appointment this morning....

They always use aimbot

entauri lookin' hella cute, ngl

YES

#BirdsAreFake

Crashed

DP doesn't just stand for Donald Pence

The Greatest Title

:^)

Specify your condition

Ahhh Namaste

he got us there bois

My friends told me to buy red but I think white is better

Commies

Premiere of Wandavision

but officer..

..and the silver spoon

we have come so far yet we are but MONKE

Please stop

snsn

Ohh cool

man is HALF WAY to his GLORIOUS goal

This one took me a lil while

Tragedy

and their vocals is a goat

My younger brother’s birthday is a few weeks after mine. Think he’ll like it?

i support RADICAL policies

Unboxing with schrödinger

Wholesome Minecraft meme for you kings

Applause Worthy Success

Caught this on the good place. I think this explains some things

HOW

This is not a title.

404 humanity is lost in the gods eyes

thank you tehsnakerer

cats,lol

Checkmate sluts

pol strikes again

My mom, sister, and I have a group text for glamour shots. Mom sent us a collage. We're a pretty people

ßreh

He speaks true

The future of death is here!

I worked in Microsoft returns a few years ago. Someone left this in the returns box.

(wierd pug noises)

No homo Means no homo

bri'ish

It's ok, he's 1/16 Dutch and his middle name is Thomas

My spouse told her mother that I collect silver spoons for tasting food while I cook. My Christmas present just arrived.

most of rember

You walk outside your front door and see this. What do you do?

iran

Set up a booby trap for when my wife gets home.

Veryfunny

'Daisy's' Might Want To Reconsider That Layout

I had to give further the curse of this image

Auto-door

Nothing is Free..

i say put the child IN the enclosure, watch the fireworks

Best. Nickname. Ever

He likes to sit like this, I’m not sure why

Well it didn’t

Stay true kings

Degens all of em

ask me again tomorrow

Elon Musk out here doing favors

#neverstop

The shadow people are trying me

Why I Actually Procrastinated

We just go to Arizona and leave raw meat on the pavement

After the recent floods in Morocco, Willy is finally free

hahaha oh no

brehs theres 7 day left yall think mexico gnna pay for the wall

Baked Dish Standards of the Tropical Northern Seas

tom anbrehrson has finally got him moment of brehdemption

Might as well make the best of it

goodbye, american

oops

number boxes go brr

How utterly inconsiderate

Way back venn

Wasted potential

Post test, please ignore.

A little too relevant right about meow

frens

The barber has a degree in customer care.

Christopher is mine and mine alone !

I'm pretty sure he's up to something.

money can be exchanged for goods and services

She asked why I smelled so good

This was part of my 5-year-old's homework today

Tiranfall

I'll hurt you like that one girl hurt me

Damn it!

It's not like I wanted to hire you or anything

Too much packaging

Yss