bri'ish

It's ok, he's 1/16 Dutch and his middle name is Thomas

My spouse told her mother that I collect silver spoons for tasting food while I cook. My Christmas present just arrived.

most of rember

You walk outside your front door and see this. What do you do?

iran

Set up a booby trap for when my wife gets home.

Veryfunny

'Daisy's' Might Want To Reconsider That Layout

I had to give further the curse of this image

Auto-door

Nothing is Free..

i say put the child IN the enclosure, watch the fireworks

Best. Nickname. Ever

He likes to sit like this, I’m not sure why

Well it didn’t

Stay true kings

Degens all of em

ask me again tomorrow

Elon Musk out here doing favors

#neverstop

The shadow people are trying me

Why I Actually Procrastinated

We just go to Arizona and leave raw meat on the pavement

After the recent floods in Morocco, Willy is finally free

hahaha oh no

brehs theres 7 day left yall think mexico gnna pay for the wall

Baked Dish Standards of the Tropical Northern Seas

tom anbrehrson has finally got him moment of brehdemption

Might as well make the best of it

goodbye, american

oops

number boxes go brr

How utterly inconsiderate

Way back venn

Wasted potential

Post test, please ignore.

A little too relevant right about meow

frens

The barber has a degree in customer care.

Christopher is mine and mine alone !

I'm pretty sure he's up to something.

money can be exchanged for goods and services

She asked why I smelled so good

This was part of my 5-year-old's homework today

Tiranfall

I'll hurt you like that one girl hurt me

Damn it!

It's not like I wanted to hire you or anything

Too much packaging

Yss

wholesome froge

they can't play games amirit kebab

I spotted an elusive stegosaurus cat

I'm going to milk this meme for all it's worth

Took the wrong pill

Kulkin presidency 2024

damn I wish I could draw

Bear with me...

Wise

let's settle this once and for all

WARNING! Do NOT watch this video!

Must be sold by the Boogie Monster. Nice try Boogie Monster. Nice try.

iLaughed. Jk.

When Grandma finds out how much you love bacon....

damn the commies made a good meme brehs

The mechanic says everything is fine

Lit af

Beached

Art project with recycled materials

Alzheimer. Er kommt aus Azheim.

When no one believed you weren’t feeling good

based

Safe

funny tiktok

Craigslist ad

Now this is pod racing

Extremely

50% Chance of Getting Relaxed Sleep

My wife demanded to know why I spent the extra money on a pet hair vacuum

Top-Notch

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it don't exist.

Or quack your head.

Doctor Phil logic

A lil' predator.

You activated my trap card

Ranked #1 in the industry!

We all have favorites, right?

Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva

haha yes

I never noticed none of my colleagues has nose ring. Its true.

They set them selves up for that one

Advice more true than ever.

My daughter turns 1 next week. She learned to play hide and seek today

It's - a me

Fran Lebowitz looks like Andy Samberg playing the role of an old woman.

Like I had any chance haha *laughs and cries*

gOOOOd wisdom

with a funny hat

I think it would do something else