Set up a booby trap for when my wife gets home.
'Daisy's' Might Want To Reconsider That Layout
I had to give further the curse of this image
Nothing is Free..
i say put the child IN the enclosure, watch the fireworks
Best. Nickname. Ever
He likes to sit like this, I’m not sure why
Well it didn’t
Stay true kings
Degens all of em
ask me again tomorrow
Elon Musk out here doing favors
The shadow people are trying me
Why I Actually Procrastinated
We just go to Arizona and leave raw meat on the pavement
After the recent floods in Morocco, Willy is finally free
hahaha oh no
brehs theres 7 day left yall think mexico gnna pay for the wall
Baked Dish Standards of the Tropical Northern Seas
tom anbrehrson has finally got him moment of brehdemption
Might as well make the best of it
number boxes go brr
How utterly inconsiderate
Way back venn
Post test, please ignore.
A little too relevant right about meow
The barber has a degree in customer care.
Christopher is mine and mine alone !
I'm pretty sure he's up to something.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
She asked why I smelled so good
This was part of my 5-year-old's homework today
I'll hurt you like that one girl hurt me
It's not like I wanted to hire you or anything
Too much packaging
they can't play games amirit kebab
I spotted an elusive stegosaurus cat
I'm going to milk this meme for all it's worth
Took the wrong pill
Kulkin presidency 2024
damn I wish I could draw
Bear with me...
let's settle this once and for all
WARNING! Do NOT watch this video!
Must be sold by the Boogie Monster. Nice try Boogie Monster. Nice try.
When Grandma finds out how much you love bacon....
damn the commies made a good meme brehs
The mechanic says everything is fine
Art project with recycled materials
Alzheimer. Er kommt aus Azheim.
When no one believed you weren’t feeling good
Now this is pod racing
50% Chance of Getting Relaxed Sleep
My wife demanded to know why I spent the extra money on a pet hair vacuum
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it don't exist.
Or quack your head.
Doctor Phil logic
A lil' predator.
You activated my trap card
Ranked #1 in the industry!
We all have favorites, right?
Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva
I never noticed none of my colleagues has nose ring. Its true.
They set them selves up for that one
Advice more true than ever.
My daughter turns 1 next week. She learned to play hide and seek today
It's - a me
Fran Lebowitz looks like Andy Samberg playing the role of an old woman.
Like I had any chance haha *laughs and cries*
with a funny hat
I think it would do something else
no, you're the entire pond
Embrace your weakness
Stay strong kings
p e n c
Like the that famous person said, "It's that easy".