The barber has a degree in customer care.

Christopher is mine and mine alone !

I'm pretty sure he's up to something.

money can be exchanged for goods and services

She asked why I smelled so good

This was part of my 5-year-old's homework today

Tiranfall

I'll hurt you like that one girl hurt me

Damn it!

It's not like I wanted to hire you or anything

Too much packaging

Yss

wholesome froge

they can't play games amirit kebab

I spotted an elusive stegosaurus cat

I'm going to milk this meme for all it's worth

Took the wrong pill

Kulkin presidency 2024

damn I wish I could draw

Bear with me...

Wise

let's settle this once and for all

WARNING! Do NOT watch this video!

Must be sold by the Boogie Monster. Nice try Boogie Monster. Nice try.

iLaughed. Jk.

When Grandma finds out how much you love bacon....

damn the commies made a good meme brehs

The mechanic says everything is fine

Lit af

Beached

Art project with recycled materials

Alzheimer. Er kommt aus Azheim.

When no one believed you weren’t feeling good

based

Safe

funny tiktok

Craigslist ad

Now this is pod racing

Extremely

50% Chance of Getting Relaxed Sleep

My wife demanded to know why I spent the extra money on a pet hair vacuum

Top-Notch

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it don't exist.

Or quack your head.

Doctor Phil logic

A lil' predator.

You activated my trap card

Ranked #1 in the industry!

We all have favorites, right?

Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva

haha yes

I never noticed none of my colleagues has nose ring. Its true.

They set them selves up for that one

Advice more true than ever.

My daughter turns 1 next week. She learned to play hide and seek today

It's - a me

Fran Lebowitz looks like Andy Samberg playing the role of an old woman.

Like I had any chance haha *laughs and cries*

gOOOOd wisdom

with a funny hat

I think it would do something else

no, you're the entire pond

Embrace your weakness

Stay strong kings

p e n c

Like the that famous person said, "It's that easy".

Seems accurate for Disney

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Middle Europe

Meanwhile in Madrid, someone sculpted the Venus de Milo out of snow

it makes it better

Russia started covid vaccinations

The great gig in the sky

He gets it

He unfortunately has a point

F is for Fingering my favorite homie

Too old for stickers?

Lol stupid turtle

A question for the ages!

Well im sold

Day 0 - Training begins... eat egg salad sandwich in front of them to display dominance, installing yourself as the Alpha.

This guy put his divorce on his resume

Should I stop charging it now?

Hit Music

Non of you can appreciate this meme.

If birds had social media

True af

Double photografers

keep him dead

Just throw it on the pile

No they are not

Yes... yes it is.

Sadly

omigosh

s n i f f

OOOOF got her

Hand up who's coming?

Wasn't this rule already in place pre-covid?

I don’t think that’s an organ but gOOOOOOd choice

So much chill