When a friend and her husband stop by, I break out my charcuterie skillz.

May I present DishCleana Aguilera to you all. Now we’ll always know our true dish status...

Superiority intensifies**

Sometimes you just need to sit and think about things

2020-2021

I knew I recognized that picture from somewhere!

Where can I get that shit

#TomPetty

Another curse

Thy holy belly

Meme with up to 10 times more likes than the average

That's what it's all about..

Gotta mute the squeakers

My gun got bigger wtf

tbh I wasn't that much into this gender stuff, but being a tax entity sounds intriguing

This corgi really wanted my food

Life is beautyful

Knots are funny

Literally me

title of your post

My love life is holesome

So almost every day for the last two weeks, this one squirrel just comes to the door and rubs its nipples

This is my kingdom come

Siberian frosts

Bros before hoes brehs

My brother in law's new fishing chair came in.

It is currently 6:50PM (18:50)

IRL COD

Did you know flat earthers are present all around the globe?

I didn't remember.

peepee poopoo

Educating the youth

Would you like regular or diet?

the ultimate flex

This guy probably makes more than you

pffff what's next? genocide = "cringe"?

My best friend wore this to her colonoscopy appointment this morning....

They always use aimbot

entauri lookin' hella cute, ngl

YES

#BirdsAreFake

Crashed

DP doesn't just stand for Donald Pence

The Greatest Title

:^)

Specify your condition

Ahhh Namaste

he got us there bois

My friends told me to buy red but I think white is better

Commies

Premiere of Wandavision

but officer..

..and the silver spoon

we have come so far yet we are but MONKE

Please stop

snsn

Ohh cool

man is HALF WAY to his GLORIOUS goal

This one took me a lil while

Tragedy

and their vocals is a goat

My younger brother’s birthday is a few weeks after mine. Think he’ll like it?

i support RADICAL policies

Unboxing with schrödinger

Wholesome Minecraft meme for you kings

Applause Worthy Success

Caught this on the good place. I think this explains some things

HOW

This is not a title.

404 humanity is lost in the gods eyes

thank you tehsnakerer

cats,lol

Checkmate sluts

pol strikes again

My mom, sister, and I have a group text for glamour shots. Mom sent us a collage. We're a pretty people

ßreh

He speaks true

The future of death is here!

I worked in Microsoft returns a few years ago. Someone left this in the returns box.

(wierd pug noises)

No homo Means no homo

bri'ish

It's ok, he's 1/16 Dutch and his middle name is Thomas

My spouse told her mother that I collect silver spoons for tasting food while I cook. My Christmas present just arrived.

most of rember

You walk outside your front door and see this. What do you do?

iran

Set up a booby trap for when my wife gets home.

Veryfunny

'Daisy's' Might Want To Reconsider That Layout

I had to give further the curse of this image

Auto-door

Nothing is Free..

i say put the child IN the enclosure, watch the fireworks

Best. Nickname. Ever

He likes to sit like this, I’m not sure why

Well it didn’t

Stay true kings

Degens all of em

ask me again tomorrow