Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix
Just kidding, I don’t fly
I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.
who did it better?
My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!
Ned was no saint
This thought really digs into the relaxation time
yes
Here’s my COVID vaccine card after I forgot it was in my pocket after laundry
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Child of Cincinnati
excellent
There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic
like should I just throw it away or should I swallow it?
a very unhealthy habit that i can't stop
based and gay
Compromise
Obviously because it's Japanese made
100% factual
chaddd
Creepy joe
based
Every night
For real?
The view over cat mountain is breathtaking at this time of year.
Maybe i'm a robot
Get back thots
"Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into."
Yes, he can
The car goes vroooooom
Title
Dis gonna Be(rnie) good.
maced
Not sure who made this but it’s gold
golg
How innocent
Got him
Spaghetti Al Dente
Wire stripper
Thank God I don’t know what that means
We all get a kick out of these two businesses in town making jokes on their signs
"E"
Best one yet!!
Ummm, based?
sad existential honking noises
Dividing up the bed
Fool me thrice, shame on my neighbor
Go baby go go
Dogs are great listeners...
breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha
I personally want the UwUzi
Looking for the perfect temperature
As a Dutch guy I can confirm.
Uh oh
Back to the drawing board I guess
Japan marketing
WE ARE HITTING CLOWN LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
Buddy Gator - Cleaning Day
Remember to hydrate
wouldnt know brehs i only play league of brehs
Nintendo, y u gotta be like that :(
A company called CC Wellness sells a 175 gallon vat of lube on Amazon for $9,696.96. These are the product images.
ah yes let mark zuckerberg be the arbiter of free speech
I hate this world
low quality oc for my brehs breh
☹️
It’s funny. If you get it.
Sorry Anon
My daughter asked if I would like to participate in her home school art class... I never really grew up :)
the early bird gets a beating
For my sports ball enthusiasts
The internet is like 90% Tina Belcher
how about saruman?
Holding her right
Dave Chappelle photobombs newlyweds’ first photo as husband and wife
haha yes
Crotch goblin
I gave up five years of lurking for this
:^)
I wonder why, too!
never would have guessed
the forbidden drincc
...
Maybe i am a robot
Later made into a gyros
Big
finally i can sleep
My 9 year old son had an only fans tab open. I braced myself. I clicked. I laughed.
(Y)
The unwritten rule about cats sitting on your lap
Two years ago I didn't quit my job and decided to not chase my dream. Today I still have the same job
ShitpostingLurkers
Probably not a re
there's always tomorrow
The holy drift
my boy JC
Literally the Patriarchy smh
Alright, which one of you chuckleheads owns this car?
auth-right just keeps on winning
adding eyebrows to Samoyed's
Giving women rights was a mistake. Prove me wrong