My 9 year old son had an only fans tab open. I braced myself. I clicked. I laughed.

(Y)

The unwritten rule about cats sitting on your lap

Two years ago I didn't quit my job and decided to not chase my dream. Today I still have the same job

ShitpostingLurkers

Probably not a re

there's always tomorrow

The holy drift

my boy JC

Literally the Patriarchy smh

Alright, which one of you chuckleheads owns this car?

auth-right just keeps on winning

adding eyebrows to Samoyed's

Giving women rights was a mistake. Prove me wrong

People Pleaser

:^)

Time makes itself felt

Not today, thot

I think my dog has a side quest for me

Spitting facts

Wait! Don’t use that!

Follow Back

It be like that sometimes

OH BOY!

Almost time

The Industry

So your saying I can have it both ways???

(in minecraft)

Dad's in a nutshell... but in a wholesome way

yea....

The Chad

Fishing at Chernobyl

wait ... VERIFIED ?!

Hey! So glad you all liked by our work yesterday....hahaha so here’s another, hopefully less creepy ¯\__/¯

much like the queen

Probably my favourite haircut, ever

based joe

Neutered

martyrs

2: they cut your name in their arms

this final was dope. can't wait to see the next season.

Gotta teach these women

#meetoo

imagine getting assblasted over internet comments lmao

poggers

covid is just the beginning boys

Explication of Red Foreman about being unlucky

the t-ax on wednesday

That’s better

Pelvis

:^)

YA DAMN GOOMBAS!

A real shame.

:-)

Or daddy

Second day of school and I’ve already missed an assignment by 100 years ugh

Alright

Between Two Berns

A pug walks into a bar...

gOOOOOOd journalism

So glad Forrest Gump got to go back to the Lincoln Memorial.

What's best though

Dying on an island next to his robot friend

My gf was in charge of setting up the rose petals for her roommate’s engagement. This is how it turned out.

Sometimes, I forget what I named myself in my phone. Makes for some good motivation!

Iykyk

That's why i am a cat person.

Respectable but no

Look, the horizon is straight init?

I picked this up today. It was impossible to leave the shop without it. Locally made.

mate :(

Based homeless

Meow

expel waste

Nobody noticed

cost of dying stays stable

worst days yet to come

/k/ is the 10th conflict in literature

Ach ScheiBe

Time for a break...

⠀⠀⠀

chossé

Teach them

I help you brother

our future

The chicken

Drove past this magnificent snowman this morning.

Dad of the year

“And the tributes for this years Annual Hunger Games are....”

Generational differences

Let's give that last window a little pizzazz!

Fancy cheese

le falseflag face

Simpsons

Still couldn't find it

Stripper hornet finally saved enough money to get that operation.

jesús

Whatever the news said she did... She did that shit

After 9 years of lurking, my first post [NOT OC]. Spread that glottis, babe

Totally worth the fine!