Dying on an island next to his robot friend

My gf was in charge of setting up the rose petals for her roommate’s engagement. This is how it turned out.

Sometimes, I forget what I named myself in my phone. Makes for some good motivation!

Iykyk

That's why i am a cat person.

Respectable but no

Look, the horizon is straight init?

I picked this up today. It was impossible to leave the shop without it. Locally made.

mate :(

Based homeless

Meow

expel waste

Nobody noticed

cost of dying stays stable

worst days yet to come

/k/ is the 10th conflict in literature

Ach ScheiBe

Time for a break...

⠀⠀⠀

chossé

Teach them

I help you brother

our future

The chicken

Drove past this magnificent snowman this morning.

Dad of the year

“And the tributes for this years Annual Hunger Games are....”

Generational differences

Let's give that last window a little pizzazz!

Fancy cheese

le falseflag face

Simpsons

Still couldn't find it

Stripper hornet finally saved enough money to get that operation.

jesús

Whatever the news said she did... She did that shit

After 9 years of lurking, my first post [NOT OC]. Spread that glottis, babe

Totally worth the fine!

If you've ever been a barista, you know the horror of watching a group of teenage girls approach your store

How I take a compliment:

Cheese

Based commenting

My wife lost a bet and had to go on the scariest ride at the carnival.

panzer

Fools

every time I visit HL

over

╣

pigeon gang pigeon gang pigeon gang

not so chad

Oof

3000 and you can’t change my mind

It’s happens sometimes

:^)

For Some Reason I Don't Trust Him

Bazzanthium

Open 6am

Love does that to you

Guess they never saw that coming

Buddy Gator - Again

Thi winner is the furniture shop named Sofa King

It’s coming.

You aren't watching the movie, are you?

I do what I want on my property

Everyone wants to be a roofer lol

Here’s a personal favorite recreation that Finn and I have done....enjoy!

why they robots

Hmmm.... I was once told crazy was a challenge....

Everyone sing together.

My local zoo gets it

the chat when

My brain be yelling *no sleep for you*

>:-(

How do I compete?

suicide you say?

This is surprising.

Why I like winter

Poor chap

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?

This is Finn, the Australian Shepherd & we recreate famous artworks together every day! Enjoy!

:^)

A procrastination display

yes

Quit cultural appropriation

Seen in the windows of my local indie bookstore.

My friend witnessed this kid today. The isolation has affected us all differently man

CORRECT

COVID is lurking around my neighborhood, you can only see its shadow

minor radiation poisoning

Just a tasteless image for you...

This universe... it’s all just a game

why is she pregnant

Just snapped this great pic of my lab looking at a treat on the floor.

I never know which to pick

expensive humor

Hold up wait a minute something aint right

Penguins hit too close to home

Just Robot Stuff

B*tch

My wife found the empty package without knowing what I bought.