minor radiation poisoning
Just a tasteless image for you...
This universe... it’s all just a game
why is she pregnant
Just snapped this great pic of my lab looking at a treat on the floor.
I never know which to pick
expensive humor
Hold up wait a minute something aint right
Penguins hit too close to home
Just Robot Stuff
B*tch
My wife found the empty package without knowing what I bought.
HOW MANY TIMES
Life in the corporate world
Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance
It was my coworkers birthday yesterday, I got her this
bey
why didn't we think of this earlier
aggro
GET HER
UwU
If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed....
re redemption: let there be memes [dotOC]
We could learn a thing or two from you guys
this is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia
But then I started thinking with portals
Wow... You can rent a U-Haul pickup for $19?!?!
As if that would stop me
Used to pay my rent to my roommate in a funny way each month. One month I went to the bank and got it all in ones.
If you have ever been there, you know.
Women am I right?
Mmmm I don't know...
why the only guy who drives grip in the show loses all the time
how the turntables
My little daughter had to draw the wings and feet of the dragon as homework
Found this “Problem” jar at an antique mall and saw this on its price tag
Life is SaD
I seriously got out of bed at 4am to draw this stupid joke
I said what I said
The perfect hole
Suddenly,
about time
homie dive
Wah
Thanks for scratching me, now stay in the punishment burrito.
imagine being in the presence of this lad
15 seconds after setting my alarm.
How do you know ?
middle of the upper class
all that glitters is gold
Golden Girl in the front, Baywatch in the back.
B*stard
It will be a sad day
our one weakness
atoyot
This happens every single time
It is very much too late
Your best option is to take away his/her phone....
This particular record shall be broken only one more time
Maybe I’m just unappeeling
Cannot can
This is a 100% me
Who remembers this s*** lol lol lol
GG bro
All I do is triangle triangle square
Well hidden peepers
The joys of being a pig mom.
Player 3?????!!!!!!
True right? Be honest.
Didn’t see that cumming
Apologies to Gen Z, but I have no idea what you all watch
Better have a good excuse
The mnemonic my wife uses to study for boards
Nice try Aliens
Was told to drop this here too
Space heater
Movie Theater Trouble
finally
I got a new lamp... then the cat did this.
Good job sport now go get a water
Nashterea having breakfast
This coyote warning sign
manga*
This may hurt a bit too.
Special you
Big brain time
Be careful out there at the thrift shops!
oh boy I sure love being a TV remote and I hope no one will try to shove me up their ass today
With my 41st birthday approaching, this hits close to home.
Just because you are bad guy Does not mean you are a "Bad Guy"
officer, i did not touch that child
ehehe
tony
is that so
Hope you’re having a great day!
eternal rest
y a w n
Anyone else dealing with this for approximately their entire lives?
Totally forgot it lmaoo
That's a yikes from me.