My wife found the empty package without knowing what I bought.

HOW MANY TIMES

Life in the corporate world

Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance

It was my coworkers birthday yesterday, I got her this

bey

why didn't we think of this earlier

aggro

GET HER

UwU

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed....

re redemption: let there be memes [dotOC]

We could learn a thing or two from you guys

this is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia

But then I started thinking with portals

Wow... You can rent a U-Haul pickup for $19?!?!

As if that would stop me

Used to pay my rent to my roommate in a funny way each month. One month I went to the bank and got it all in ones.

If you have ever been there, you know.

Women am I right?

Mmmm I don't know...

why the only guy who drives grip in the show loses all the time

how the turntables

My little daughter had to draw the wings and feet of the dragon as homework

Found this “Problem” jar at an antique mall and saw this on its price tag

Life is SaD

I seriously got out of bed at 4am to draw this stupid joke

I said what I said

The perfect hole

Suddenly,

about time

homie dive

Wah

Thanks for scratching me, now stay in the punishment burrito.

imagine being in the presence of this lad

15 seconds after setting my alarm.

How do you know ?

middle of the upper class

all that glitters is gold

Golden Girl in the front, Baywatch in the back.

B*stard

It will be a sad day

our one weakness

atoyot

This happens every single time

It is very much too late

Your best option is to take away his/her phone....

This particular record shall be broken only one more time

Maybe I’m just unappeeling

Cannot can

This is a 100% me

Who remembers this s*** lol lol lol

GG bro

All I do is triangle triangle square

Well hidden peepers

The joys of being a pig mom.

Player 3?????!!!!!!

True right? Be honest.

Didn’t see that cumming

Apologies to Gen Z, but I have no idea what you all watch

Better have a good excuse

The mnemonic my wife uses to study for boards

Nice try Aliens

Was told to drop this here too

Space heater

Movie Theater Trouble

finally

I got a new lamp... then the cat did this.

Good job sport now go get a water

Nashterea having breakfast

This coyote warning sign

manga*

This may hurt a bit too.

Special you

Big brain time

Be careful out there at the thrift shops!

oh boy I sure love being a TV remote and I hope no one will try to shove me up their ass today

With my 41st birthday approaching, this hits close to home.

Just because you are bad guy Does not mean you are a "Bad Guy"

officer, i did not touch that child

ehehe

tony

is that so

Hope you’re having a great day!

eternal rest

y a w n

Anyone else dealing with this for approximately their entire lives?

Totally forgot it lmaoo

That's a yikes from me.

Oh geez

Good news, Happy Wheels was ported to Javascript and isn't subject to the Flash takedown

High quality planning & construction work

Real smooth

Is that a doorbell?

oh dear god

>society

Space stuff...

I-I hope she's not his mom

I work at a recycling centre and I found this a few month ago

I had no idea brainyrs had a Wikipedia page