It is very much too late

Your best option is to take away his/her phone....

This particular record shall be broken only one more time

Maybe I’m just unappeeling

Cannot can

This is a 100% me

Who remembers this s*** lol lol lol

GG bro

All I do is triangle triangle square

Well hidden peepers

The joys of being a pig mom.

Player 3?????!!!!!!

True right? Be honest.

Didn’t see that cumming

Apologies to Gen Z, but I have no idea what you all watch

Better have a good excuse

The mnemonic my wife uses to study for boards

Nice try Aliens

Was told to drop this here too

Space heater

Movie Theater Trouble

finally

I got a new lamp... then the cat did this.

Good job sport now go get a water

Nashterea having breakfast

This coyote warning sign

manga*

This may hurt a bit too.

Special you

Big brain time

Be careful out there at the thrift shops!

oh boy I sure love being a TV remote and I hope no one will try to shove me up their ass today

With my 41st birthday approaching, this hits close to home.

Just because you are bad guy Does not mean you are a "Bad Guy"

officer, i did not touch that child

ehehe

tony

is that so

Hope you’re having a great day!

eternal rest

y a w n

Anyone else dealing with this for approximately their entire lives?

Totally forgot it lmaoo

That's a yikes from me.

Oh geez

Good news, Happy Wheels was ported to Javascript and isn't subject to the Flash takedown

High quality planning & construction work

Real smooth

Is that a doorbell?

oh dear god

>society

Space stuff...

I-I hope she's not his mom

I work at a recycling centre and I found this a few month ago

I had no idea brainyrs had a Wikipedia page

Daily, you say?

Woah

Best joke I've ever seen on a popsicle stick

Here's how motivation works!!!! hhhhhhh

Classic

Old top gear, not the trash that they broadcast now

oops

Creamy and brown all the way through

countries

Edutainment

cring

So that's how they did it

Yeah....

It's jaundice

He’s looking a little sun crisp

Oof

yes

chad, bear, otter

What's your favorite dinosaur?

hmm

Harsh sentence, little one

Failure never looked so hot

Rawr

It’s blooming

Please seek help

The great wall lll

And I lost my leg

Was shopping for a jacket and saw this twisted creature

bbbrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhllllliiiiiiiiggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

My island’s “accurate” weather system

post nut intimidation

2 da mun

It’s super cute.. but the word cancer directly in the middle of the ring throws me off.

this humor is not college

New Theory of Relativity

NICEEEE

Fu*kin hate when they don't let me play

They keep me safe from the foot bois and that's all I need

I don't like this

BONKS PLEASE

I'm a sailor peg

It’s official: my 11-month-old has realized she can craw to me wherever I am. I will not poo alone for the next ~10 years.

First time trying sushi

Bigga. I can say it, I'm 190cm

Thermometer packaging can be used for multiple products