My brain be yelling *no sleep for you*

>:-(

How do I compete?

suicide you say?

This is surprising.

Why I like winter

Poor chap

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?

This is Finn, the Australian Shepherd & we recreate famous artworks together every day! Enjoy!

:^)

A procrastination display

yes

Quit cultural appropriation

Seen in the windows of my local indie bookstore.

My friend witnessed this kid today. The isolation has affected us all differently man

CORRECT

COVID is lurking around my neighborhood, you can only see its shadow

minor radiation poisoning

Just a tasteless image for you...

This universe... it’s all just a game

why is she pregnant

Just snapped this great pic of my lab looking at a treat on the floor.

I never know which to pick

expensive humor

Hold up wait a minute something aint right

Penguins hit too close to home

Just Robot Stuff

B*tch

My wife found the empty package without knowing what I bought.

HOW MANY TIMES

Life in the corporate world

Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance

It was my coworkers birthday yesterday, I got her this

bey

why didn't we think of this earlier

aggro

GET HER

UwU

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed....

re redemption: let there be memes [dotOC]

We could learn a thing or two from you guys

this is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia

But then I started thinking with portals

Wow... You can rent a U-Haul pickup for $19?!?!

As if that would stop me

Used to pay my rent to my roommate in a funny way each month. One month I went to the bank and got it all in ones.

If you have ever been there, you know.

Women am I right?

Mmmm I don't know...

why the only guy who drives grip in the show loses all the time

how the turntables

My little daughter had to draw the wings and feet of the dragon as homework

Found this “Problem” jar at an antique mall and saw this on its price tag

Life is SaD

I seriously got out of bed at 4am to draw this stupid joke

I said what I said

The perfect hole

Suddenly,

about time

homie dive

Wah

Thanks for scratching me, now stay in the punishment burrito.

imagine being in the presence of this lad

15 seconds after setting my alarm.

How do you know ?

middle of the upper class

all that glitters is gold

Golden Girl in the front, Baywatch in the back.

B*stard

It will be a sad day

our one weakness

atoyot

This happens every single time

It is very much too late

Your best option is to take away his/her phone....

This particular record shall be broken only one more time

Maybe I’m just unappeeling

Cannot can

This is a 100% me

Who remembers this s*** lol lol lol

GG bro

All I do is triangle triangle square

Well hidden peepers

The joys of being a pig mom.

Player 3?????!!!!!!

True right? Be honest.

Didn’t see that cumming

Apologies to Gen Z, but I have no idea what you all watch

Better have a good excuse

The mnemonic my wife uses to study for boards

Nice try Aliens

Was told to drop this here too

Space heater

Movie Theater Trouble

finally

I got a new lamp... then the cat did this.

Good job sport now go get a water

Nashterea having breakfast

This coyote warning sign

manga*