Stripper hornet finally saved enough money to get that operation.

jesús

Whatever the news said she did... She did that shit

After 9 years of lurking, my first post [NOT OC]. Spread that glottis, babe

Totally worth the fine!

If you've ever been a barista, you know the horror of watching a group of teenage girls approach your store

How I take a compliment:

Cheese

Based commenting

My wife lost a bet and had to go on the scariest ride at the carnival.

panzer

Fools

every time I visit HL

over

╣

pigeon gang pigeon gang pigeon gang

not so chad

Oof

3000 and you can’t change my mind

It’s happens sometimes

:^)

For Some Reason I Don't Trust Him

Bazzanthium

Open 6am

Love does that to you

Guess they never saw that coming

Buddy Gator - Again

Thi winner is the furniture shop named Sofa King

It’s coming.

You aren't watching the movie, are you?

I do what I want on my property

Everyone wants to be a roofer lol

Here’s a personal favorite recreation that Finn and I have done....enjoy!

why they robots

Hmmm.... I was once told crazy was a challenge....

Everyone sing together.

My local zoo gets it

the chat when

My brain be yelling *no sleep for you*

>:-(

How do I compete?

suicide you say?

This is surprising.

Why I like winter

Poor chap

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?

This is Finn, the Australian Shepherd & we recreate famous artworks together every day! Enjoy!

:^)

A procrastination display

yes

Quit cultural appropriation

Seen in the windows of my local indie bookstore.

My friend witnessed this kid today. The isolation has affected us all differently man

CORRECT

COVID is lurking around my neighborhood, you can only see its shadow

minor radiation poisoning

Just a tasteless image for you...

This universe... it’s all just a game

why is she pregnant

Just snapped this great pic of my lab looking at a treat on the floor.

I never know which to pick

expensive humor

Hold up wait a minute something aint right

Penguins hit too close to home

Just Robot Stuff

B*tch

My wife found the empty package without knowing what I bought.

HOW MANY TIMES

Life in the corporate world

Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance

It was my coworkers birthday yesterday, I got her this

bey

why didn't we think of this earlier

aggro

GET HER

UwU

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed....

re redemption: let there be memes [dotOC]

We could learn a thing or two from you guys

this is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia

But then I started thinking with portals

Wow... You can rent a U-Haul pickup for $19?!?!

As if that would stop me

Used to pay my rent to my roommate in a funny way each month. One month I went to the bank and got it all in ones.

If you have ever been there, you know.

Women am I right?

Mmmm I don't know...

why the only guy who drives grip in the show loses all the time

how the turntables

My little daughter had to draw the wings and feet of the dragon as homework

Found this “Problem” jar at an antique mall and saw this on its price tag

Life is SaD

I seriously got out of bed at 4am to draw this stupid joke

I said what I said

The perfect hole

Suddenly,

about time

homie dive

Wah

Thanks for scratching me, now stay in the punishment burrito.