A wife used his sleeping husband to sell clothes

To the point.

What did the drummer name her three daughters?

They can't do that! Shoot them, or something

:-(

:^)

A Venn of Officiousness

Taking a selfie vs checking out the selfie you just posted

Looks like I will finally be able to afford that cup of coffee from Starbucks Lol

Billionaires right now

Ahahahahah boomer

The Swedish Chef and some other rando in chefs clothes, idk.

rktd

Opened 2 cookies to see if it would change. Needless to say, I didn’t not expect that.

Welcome to the club

the incident also known as 9/11 2

the more you know

this could have been your VP brehs vote jojo 2024

"Our security is the best in the City."

Zilla vs Kong's real power

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbreh

They just like to get the job done

Idk why this makes me so uncomfortable...

i need about three fiddy

Some secrets weren't meant for man to know

Fck EA

Go ahead, give it a feel.

I agree, with the news anchor

Beat it

dog saw some real shit

Amazing Amazon support

Who thought corrupted system could be unfair...

Oh noes

HOLD! [OC]

You will never be cooler than this Owl

This is a sign at my workplace in the men’s washroom

Kek

You get what you deserve

Let's delete the rich

True

A letter from the kindergarten teacher, hard to keep it together while reading it out loud to our daughter.

please my stonkerinos ;_;

It was quite the shock

ffs humanity

@overratedcomic with stonk jokes

:^)

Comeback of the year

:-/

Double Bluff - NowakDraws

:^)

Wat da ***

twitter screen shots for my breh witch of sand

Sooo this happened at work today, didn’t notice until 4 hours into my shift....no one else has noticed yet....

Yes

Picked the wrong week to log off for a few days.

My understanding of the stock market

crossover episode

if you a hedge funder and u dont jump out of window u aint a breh. in minecraft.

Currently at Robinhood

Straight ticket to heaven

"Girls, smile for the camera!"

I miss you Mom

Her ya go cumtessa

Stonks indeed

Went for a walk today and found out that someone in my town has a sense of humor!

Pro gamer move

Saw this today lol

U good bro? <3

accurate

Interesting turn of events

get ready comrades

*smashes steering wheel

you go guys

Gamestop is a shitty company Ohh i member.

You make it hard

Biased

Butterfly effect

Totally metal

accurate

Distribution of Wealth

brehs is yall ready to see them hedge funders jump off windows. in minecraft

Do your part

Give me the job!

motivation is everything

yay

Relaxing whale sounds

:^)

Doh! :)

Wait, that's not what we meant!

For the past 2 years this house down the road has had a giant penis bush and I’m the only one who seems to notice.

Great job Capcom

I'm stuck

You gotta pump those numbers up.

Cutest doggos on earth

morshu's paradise

Honesty is humble

Thots will be thots

Space Skating

B R U S H Y O U R T E E T H

Nooo