They want me to write something about myself. I do my best to be funny, and I am short.
62,996 Karma Hunter
The bird that shit itself.
Noone ask but many should [OC]
Two of these four are crocheted
Kosher space laser of my people.
I miss the old days
Ok, is THIS a repost?
people are so creative <3
This primary school homework assignment
"A hunted man sometimes wearies of distrust and longs for friendship"
Ended up wasting more time
It’s the ears for me
Brand who shall not be named
The truth about hoodies
Whittling knife came with three bandages...
Above 20 everyday is a gift brothers
Any engagement in which your enemy's losses are greater than your own is a victory
Found this photo of my dad in the 90s and...
We need this
10/10 would hit that tube
Get rekt lol
I'm no furry
The Language of Love
I can't help myself lol
*confused in British*
“Nobody here but us Asian pears...”
So. I just came to public toilets and then some kind citizen left a sign of no toilet paper. Thank you kind citizen!
I get it now... I think
and cum sauce
A conversation I had with brainyrs
He alrite fo a white boi
My biggest fear exposed
I get home from work today and the [email protected]&*# Mother in Law parked right in the middle of the god damn driveway again!
The real treasure is the friends we made along the way
This is NOT a repost
Always remember to smile.
You guys are ok in my book
It's time God comes back from his trip to the corner store
Oh no!... Unless...
If I could sell it..
Adele waiting on you all to break up so you listen to her music
Keep scrolling, this is just another test video...
Like, is this real?
Every Godzilla film
E M B R A C E
Real germans know its true
Take away in Cape town SA
It will be a beautyful day
Seems appropriate with the market opening in a couple hours
I wish my father would have packed my lunch different today
Oh no, not again...
It is called pro gamer move
WTF who are you????????
I will totally drink to that
Never mess with watermelons
We love and support you Mr. Werewolf
Pop sex symbols make so much more sense to me now
Zero Sum Game
My girlfriend likes to check my search history from time to time... left her all of this.
winged hussars want to know your location
We are all Skywalkers
With all my respect to the dog,yes or no?
Ready for launch
Asked my friend how her lockdown was going having dealt with a fresh litter of 4 cats and and a lively 3 year old.. this was the response I got. Face says it all.
And here we have a rare glimpse of the mother allen key nursing her young.
think for yourselves ffs
Good thing you have that warranty
I’m dying! I’m dying! I’m dying!
just ignore the anal furry vore haha :D