The people that set the price for Pistachios

Made some labels for my wife’s contact lenses

miss uuuuuu

That's one badass tomato.

Ridiculam fabulam, non est hoc?

The real bond

Got spare change?

I prefer ebay.

bloblobloblop

oh, covid

:^)

You are now aware that Michael Cera looks like Hitler's mom

You killed an artist

The Vaccine Game

When your Controller dies in GTA

It's not Abörted Hitler Cöck I think

yehe

Smort

Had an idea

accurate

where the skies are blue

Task manager, you were my last line of defence and you have failed me

Why is there a jellyfish dance tutorial on my shower head?

May I offer you a smile in these trying times

My first "that little shit" moment with my daughter: this is supposed to be Lucky Charms

I live with a psychopath..

some kind of dad joke gone wrong

wifey should be 9 feet tall though (at least)

Since Archinigga isn't doing any classes anymore

putting the meaning in meaningless

There is no quicksaving in flirting

Tell us what's funny, Lena

based

freg

A noble cause

Jeremy

Click Clacks

Peanuts written in 1965! Feels fresh to me!

Gainfully employed

The Panorama Cat

is it me or my dog? out there in the snow

Oooo low carb!!

Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam

Is it too late for my cat-bear pic :0

Freedom Cafe

coin

we need to show them the whey

Servings

preach

_______________

The Duality of men in a single picture

This is a little too much resemblance to me lol

The Aldi experience

Adult Friendship

Enjoy Celery, natures toothbrush apparently!

Salesmanship

Can't let the homies see you sucking on shit.

Another One for the 2021 Board...

most people don't know how lorge my cat Noodle is

Let me post this again, maybe this time it won't get removed because of the title...

once

so what did you guys achieve in this year so far

I'll kill you you ***ing piece of shit.

based

Where is he when we really need him?

I also like to photoshop my cat’s face on bears.

They're comrades.

she found a new spot in my car

Me ignoring some obvious red flags

Packing heat

Found the perfect spot to hid these from my egg-hating, Reese's-loving boyfriend

he'll yeah.

Got

Just finished the bath remodel in my mother-in-law’s condo.

PLEASE!!!!!

She’s right behind me, isn’t she?

'em

How to hit the high notes: Friend was looking for an office chair, found this on FB.

fourish maybe?

I believe my final quest is here

basedtrotter

Like a Fine Wine

Being good in math finally paid off

Seen at the grocery store

tell me what u're seeing bro

big woman

still here

This snowblower looks like a dick!

look at this one.. hehe

ouh my ouh myyy..take my all

Indeed there is

Happy fishing

2000$ Stimmi [OC]

The doctor said I need to eat more fish...

What else would be there ?

I didn't know Rip Van Winkle was written by a black person

you and pretty much every other politician brehs

Gotta get high

My sister who kept photoshopping her cat’s face onto bees sent me these bears

have good one y'all