Salesmanship

Can't let the homies see you sucking on shit.

Another One for the 2021 Board...

most people don't know how lorge my cat Noodle is

Let me post this again, maybe this time it won't get removed because of the title...

once

so what did you guys achieve in this year so far

I'll kill you you ***ing piece of shit.

based

Where is he when we really need him?

I also like to photoshop my cat’s face on bears.

They're comrades.

she found a new spot in my car

Me ignoring some obvious red flags

Packing heat

Found the perfect spot to hid these from my egg-hating, Reese's-loving boyfriend

he'll yeah.

Got

Just finished the bath remodel in my mother-in-law’s condo.

PLEASE!!!!!

She’s right behind me, isn’t she?

'em

How to hit the high notes: Friend was looking for an office chair, found this on FB.

fourish maybe?

I believe my final quest is here

basedtrotter

Like a Fine Wine

Being good in math finally paid off

Seen at the grocery store

tell me what u're seeing bro

big woman

still here

This snowblower looks like a dick!

look at this one.. hehe

ouh my ouh myyy..take my all

Indeed there is

Happy fishing

2000$ Stimmi [OC]

The doctor said I need to eat more fish...

What else would be there ?

I didn't know Rip Van Winkle was written by a black person

you and pretty much every other politician brehs

Gotta get high

My sister who kept photoshopping her cat’s face onto bees sent me these bears

have good one y'all

imagine how shitposts will look in 5 years breh

What A Signboard

sad

Alert Customer Service

When a kid tries to guess my age

I think my next key quest is there.

I woke up for remote work from home to this. My son spent 2 hours, the night before, to rearrange keys and reprogrammed them to function correctly. I blacked out!

Credit: my science teacher

Looked like a shitty snowman from my house. Once I pulled down the street to go to work, I realized it’s a literal dick. Thanks, neighbors.

how many rotations per second?

are we still wearing helmets here?

OH NO WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT CNN WROTE THAT BREHS

UPDATED: Got new swipe access readers at work. New additions with the proper lightsaber colors.

Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....

Let's play!

breh

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

Hakuna Miata, what a wonderful phrase

My husband was eating tuna over in the kitchen

Dilbart

How NOT to load an RPG

Shrek 2 but only E

Bush.

Our facility manager solved all of our confusion with the bathroom lock.

sparkly

You can really taste the gorilla

Meet the parents

The best DoorDash delivery photo I have ever received.

Lol

Stealing

Thicc

Szerintem valahol ők is ugyanolyan emberek...

Aapes together STRONG!

do the Socrates

big sade

Made up nonsense.

Be honest.. You would do the same thing..

wednesday nights

It does not

Good to be alive

Voldeport

Games before hoes

No pp for the pedo

Cumposting

Marriage Advice

History lesson

Y’all paint your eyebrows so don’t tell me anything.

2040

My Jewish neighbors changed the name of their WiFi network.

Hell yeah.

its even better than that Hofer song

@xPeterxGriffinx

My 92-year-old father-in-law took his first selfie on his iPad and emailed it to us five times.

: |

and still doing it wrong...