When a kid tries to guess my age

I think my next key quest is there.

I woke up for remote work from home to this. My son spent 2 hours, the night before, to rearrange keys and reprogrammed them to function correctly. I blacked out!

Credit: my science teacher

Looked like a shitty snowman from my house. Once I pulled down the street to go to work, I realized it’s a literal dick. Thanks, neighbors.

how many rotations per second?

are we still wearing helmets here?

OH NO WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT CNN WROTE THAT BREHS

UPDATED: Got new swipe access readers at work. New additions with the proper lightsaber colors.

Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....

Let's play!

breh

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

Hakuna Miata, what a wonderful phrase

My husband was eating tuna over in the kitchen

Dilbart

How NOT to load an RPG

Shrek 2 but only E

Bush.

Our facility manager solved all of our confusion with the bathroom lock.

sparkly

You can really taste the gorilla

Meet the parents

The best DoorDash delivery photo I have ever received.

Lol

Stealing

Thicc

Szerintem valahol ők is ugyanolyan emberek...

Aapes together STRONG!

do the Socrates

big sade

Made up nonsense.

Be honest.. You would do the same thing..

wednesday nights

It does not

Good to be alive

Voldeport

Games before hoes

No pp for the pedo

Cumposting

Marriage Advice

History lesson

Y’all paint your eyebrows so don’t tell me anything.

2040

My Jewish neighbors changed the name of their WiFi network.

Hell yeah.

its even better than that Hofer song

@xPeterxGriffinx

My 92-year-old father-in-law took his first selfie on his iPad and emailed it to us five times.

: |

and still doing it wrong...

Still nut

Looking back, 2013 was a great year for ESPN

well i remember

Favorite Super Bowl decoration: Princess Leia holding two lightsabers

MY SIDE GOOD YOUR SIDE BAD BREH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

brehs do yall know if it is physically possible to shoot a shovel this way

°-°

You were the chosen one

Aren't they the same?

Weakling

One can imagine lovers of amazon milkies only happy

I need it yesterday!

Gotdang that’s some good Mac, geezus

knees

Foolish

Feel old yet

crash

... but it's honest

Cow-doctors hate him!

select germany

What A Great Meating

Found in my gallery

The first Amazon employee to take a break from work

Ah yes, parenting

good point

Fus Roh Dipper!

The one day my son didn't wear his blue Eddie Bauer puffy jacket from Costco to the playground

Life was going pretty well until I saw this

peace in our time

Rollerblading.

Life’s too short for boring pants

English lesson for the day...

Stocks go brrrrrrr

Ｅｍｏｔｉｏｎａｌ

Friend cross-stitched me lyrics from a famous movie balad!

I call her Crystal

Oh, so that's what it means...

I'd like to order a happy meal please

Found an Escapee

I love the smell of united West in the morning

Chadwick promised he could handle our rainy season

Live your truth.

   

One of my hometown churches is being cheeky again

smol bobs < big bobs

Well, yeah

sad face

zoom cat

Poaching is fine in my book.