Ich bin Geschwindigkeit

i DoEs A fIx

I’m going wherever it’s going.

A terrifying creature.

If I ever travel across Britain this will be my route

Can't believe you

A funny coincidence

The red crayon

It's corny and made me laugh more than it should have

I buy thrift store paintings and add my own painting to them. Here is a Robot, with a design flaw, recharging itself on corn oil.

true

Return

The truth behind the superheroes.

Do you need help with that one?

negromancy

One of my birthday cards this year!

nice

rat

My friend is that person from maths buying hundred loafs

haha china bad

Neighbor projecting Trailer Park Boys onto the water tower

After game loads :- Anyway

Better than using a 10 year old one

Extra lol

Not very tall tale

It’s A Wonderful Life

attempt 1

sad

That time I was at the McDonald’s drive through and got side eyed by a dog in a backpack.

Need for a penetration test ?

yawn

H2O2

Throw a flag

thank god

The look of disbelief he gave when my boyfriend walked away with the fried chicken he wanted.

Nothing In Stock

Rare crispy-coated-chicken dogs

Me getting more of those free samples

I'll take it!

I’ve come to clean your floors

coke

Thanks Obama

When all of their adult kids come to visit, my parents driveway looks like a used mini van dealership

I Couldn't Resist. Original Post by Zygotekiller. I Just Added the Gear.

real thing

An ugly monster

Used to work here, this guy is a cart pusher. He always wore kilts, and then today I seen this. Safety kilt.

You can never be too careful these days...

Dab the rona away

Am RussianHacker i will commit delete breathing

Sheer determination

My father said our dog was looking at him with strange eyes, then sent me this photo:

These two lions from todays gallery visit

This cuts deep.

Fasten your seatbelts

Staging my house for pictures tomorrow. I believe this Easter egg will attract the right buyer

Her car kept getting stolen so she kept this note addressed to future thieves in the glovebox.

More shocking humor

I'm beginning to think we might have a mouse.

Wizard's Duel

cheese

Just had our twenty week ultrasound. Kid says he’s doing fine.

...

Pet owners relate

This is how you get exposed in the Netherlands

Damn they’re serious about their work

A piece of art I noticed above the urinal at a bar

Glocks not ***s

old man

Preparing for February 14th

I might be an adult woman, but I still pulled over for two boobs.

ctrl + f slovenia = 1 of 94

The joy of being a parent to three young girls...

fluffers

i remembered this

burn

i cry every time

Snack Bagans

hood

sunny

Women shoes

Thoughts?

What my food sees through the microwave door.

At least it's not 0

mosin edgelords

I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.

well some people are into that

Now I'm not a doctor but I think this checks out

That's a twist!

Playing with a bowling ball

Hey do you guys like NoStAlGiA??

x-ray

"I never wanted to be a wizard..."

Some things transcend all barriers

happy times

nice

Where I'm from it doesn't snow, so this is my first snowman now I'm in Europe. It's not very good but I hope it brightens your day!

Please

Conspiracy theory.

Relax