Not today. . .

you’re fired.

As planned

A mom for 4 years, and I am a parent officially today. I stepped on my first Lego!

The first rule of Fight Club is...

Harder, better, faster, deader

Mr bean car got an upgrade

Your going to Brazil [OC]

:^)

______

Having an active imagination while building a chair

uhohbreh

E.T

me you wet wet hehe girl right

Keeping it pure and simple

Take that, flat Earthers

tHe AcE iS iN tHe HoLe!

I just don't feel anything anymore..

I design unnecessary products so I created a phone case that lets you take a mirror selfie absolutely anywhere.

I blamed my stationary my entire life

Very Proud

big woop Jon

Thought I bought beams

AND DON'T COME BACK.

Disney's Merch for the new F4 movie.

That wench, how dare she!

Pandemic or not, these should just be a thing, right?

Coming out of the lockdown.

"Are you a gamer? Ugh! - why do you spend your time on that crap?"

Crouching boobs, Hidden boner

We're not doing so bad.

Poor guy had no choice...

a passable dad joke

My kid is so much cooler than I am...

Tacos is Importanter

The Elephant in the Room

10 years from now when the cashier says your bill is $20.20

Hue hue hue

peak comedy

you're breathe taking

Stay woke

Help plz

If watching the Discovery channel has taught me anything

Suddenly, The Cone Of Shame Isn't So Bad

hahaha xD big funny

It hits different

Chad Paul

Saw this at a bar

someone was passionate enough to fund a billboard for this cause

Is this helpful? Asking for a friend

me > you

Always keep your sense of humour

almost forgot to post an amogus meme today

This was the day I found out that Barney was just a guy in a costume.

Have for too many of these unsent letters. Any suggestion what should I do with them?

I worked 294 hours to draw this

I miss Daft Punk already

Daft Punk Without Their Helmets

falling

Color Power

Gonna tell my kids this was Daft Punk

A story of deceit in 4 pictures

Final touches to a house to make it a home

Must be a tragedy

I think it’s time to repot the cat.

vote me for mod and I will make slov posting illegal

Interplanetary Toilet Rolls, Tape, and Balloons

Brutus you cuck

my post is not flat

Train wreck

Ordered pizza online and went to pick it up...

fire

We all make mitakes

Wholesome

Just need possum fur boots

..calling in sick

Gotta explore everything

When ever there is a d*ck reveal

A flock of cows

breh this sad

Little PSA

School 4 Petz

This is a library Felicia

any day now!

So, you guys like blue?

it's a good look on him

p*rn not even once

MY CLAN, MY PEOPLE, MY CONCERN

That Caboose

scrolling

Ringtone

birthday wish

is this..

I went to bed with wet hair and woke up needing to speak with the manager

aaah, this is so cool, wow!! how did they brainwash so many people?? aaaah hahaha

Just trying to blend in at the party

Listen to the exotic doggo

R E A L

me missing my 47th week of HLWiMR

After a year of quarantine, my cat now waits for a Door Dash driver every evening just in case.