Ringtone

birthday wish

is this..

I went to bed with wet hair and woke up needing to speak with the manager

aaah, this is so cool, wow!! how did they brainwash so many people?? aaaah hahaha

Just trying to blend in at the party

Listen to the exotic doggo

R E A L

me missing my 47th week of HLWiMR

After a year of quarantine, my cat now waits for a Door Dash driver every evening just in case.

dedicated to our breh

HAHA SUS HAHA

would you like me to explain you hegel?

alright that's pee

That's impossible

Morning Drizzle

perfect merge

Happy birthday kid from Hot Fuzz!

One of the best Far Side jokes of all time

Can you smell what the Dragonborn is cooking?

On an English school.

*dorime*

i bet his rent is like $1100

how skins work in gaming

Modern day seance...

Strawberry wearing yoga pants

imagine pulling up to this

Dramatic Cool

Stupid Sexy George Lucas

I’ll say!

This fella disguises his resume as a donut box to ensure delivery

self-worth

I suppose its true..

Urban Dictionary: The place that no one wants to go

The Internet wants to credit Thelma and Louise and National Lampoon's with the first selfie - I raise Ringo in A Hard Days Night

Mandalorian season 3 leaked

Joe Papa

:^)

Very creative! Banner of the decade goes to...

Poor Winnipeg. I laughed at your misfortune.

The best curry.

She living in 2031

Saw this on the family group chat

Every damn day..

My daughter's bathroom project

Good morning ladies

You are not ugly, you are just broke

Women love dangerous men

My daughter is 2nd percentile in weight, so we’re trying out some new feeding techniques

This sign always makes me laugh as I walk past it!

my sides

Whoms't?

Ejeejee

This is my first post through

Something similar happened to me :P

A few days ago

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I Cat take it anymore

Uncanny correlations

disco-cat

Riding along, jamming to The Who

Tabs

I don't belong here

Finding love.

What I see on the news while boarding my flight today...

Mars NASA leak

Would it work?

*Cat-Call* aye girl..

vibin

My sister built a snowman using peppermints for the eyes. This is what her husband saw out the window the next morning.

Hugelol Hackening

   

Yamete Kudastop

Accept “after C” is not the rule.

cool

Still cool af

In Soviet Russia, you don’t check out butt. Butt checks out you!

Has anyone else noticed this?

place

Oof

Oldy but goldy

The Queen's Operation

A customer at the smoke shop I used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy, and pulled this out.

A high honor, denied

Our first child recently turned a year old. I had to acknowledge my wife’s sacrifice as well!

The four L's of life

the Boomer funny

Sure, been forever since I've eaten out

Gyoza baby!

Professional Plan

No disrespect to the British, they are good lads

I'm a new dad

haha ̶y̶e̶s̶ no

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

How to park at a Driving School.

Ooo... piece of attic candy!

Poor fish

amoggers

Nothing to see here. Just an alligator riding a manatee. Welcome to Florida!

Ahhh-sticky fingers