You are not ugly, you are just broke

Women love dangerous men

My daughter is 2nd percentile in weight, so we’re trying out some new feeding techniques

This sign always makes me laugh as I walk past it!

my sides

Whoms't?

Ejeejee

This is my first post through

Something similar happened to me :P

A few days ago

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I Cat take it anymore

Uncanny correlations

disco-cat

Riding along, jamming to The Who

Tabs

I don't belong here

Finding love.

What I see on the news while boarding my flight today...

Mars NASA leak

Would it work?

*Cat-Call* aye girl..

vibin

My sister built a snowman using peppermints for the eyes. This is what her husband saw out the window the next morning.

Hugelol Hackening

   

Yamete Kudastop

Accept “after C” is not the rule.

cool

Still cool af

In Soviet Russia, you don’t check out butt. Butt checks out you!

Has anyone else noticed this?

place

Oof

Oldy but goldy

The Queen's Operation

A customer at the smoke shop I used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy, and pulled this out.

A high honor, denied

Our first child recently turned a year old. I had to acknowledge my wife’s sacrifice as well!

The four L's of life

the Boomer funny

Sure, been forever since I've eaten out

Gyoza baby!

Professional Plan

No disrespect to the British, they are good lads

I'm a new dad

haha ̶y̶e̶s̶ no

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

How to park at a Driving School.

Ooo... piece of attic candy!

Poor fish

amoggers

Nothing to see here. Just an alligator riding a manatee. Welcome to Florida!

Ahhh-sticky fingers

Our office candy guy left us a note..

Sunset on Mars but in High Res like you deserve

I feel like the internet needs this

2nd picture sent from Mars

Owo

Simply what now?

Yeah not ok this is the kind of sh*t I’d expect out of someone who reports posts

She likes to sit like this. I’m not sure why.

are you just experiencing happiness ???

This post is not affiliated with Robert

Neither insane nor posse

Return to wholesomeness

They're learning

my european boyfriend surfing in australia

Them hairy boys

Family and leisure come together.

They smort

Who needs a dehumidifier?

Another week, another Floppa Friday

What it's like living with depression

That Look Naughty

le chad face

Not even my final form!!

I need your cap, your cape and your Popemobile.

watching the pants drying

a unicorn

He's hired!

We recently got a GSP puppy. Our cat's safe space has been upstairs. Today, pup figured out how to climb the stairs. The cat is NOT happy!

Well, that's quite wholeso..... oh no...

Ikea window for sale. Brand new never assembled

It's that time of the week again

Let's all stop and remember the original tik tok.

Selfie time...

She sleep like this sometimes

Who luves ina blineapble unber te seeee

Pizza hut order

Thanks to a Christmas wreath holder, I turned my two headed shower faucet into a luxurious spa usually only seen in magazines.

Not what I asked for, but not bad

Absolutely Roasted

The most stylish couples necklace.

I think I’ll just knock...

Smoking meats, definitely.

The Heat Wave is Here

I adopted 2 cats this week, my friends made me this

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

based dad brehs