A customer at the smoke shop I used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy, and pulled this out.

A high honor, denied

Our first child recently turned a year old. I had to acknowledge my wife’s sacrifice as well!

The four L's of life

the Boomer funny

Sure, been forever since I've eaten out

Gyoza baby!

Professional Plan

No disrespect to the British, they are good lads

I'm a new dad

haha ̶y̶e̶s̶ no

*Fortunate Son intensifies*

How to park at a Driving School.

Ooo... piece of attic candy!

Poor fish

amoggers

Nothing to see here. Just an alligator riding a manatee. Welcome to Florida!

Ahhh-sticky fingers

Our office candy guy left us a note..

Sunset on Mars but in High Res like you deserve

I feel like the internet needs this

2nd picture sent from Mars

Owo

Simply what now?

Yeah not ok this is the kind of sh*t I’d expect out of someone who reports posts

She likes to sit like this. I’m not sure why.

are you just experiencing happiness ???

This post is not affiliated with Robert

Neither insane nor posse

Return to wholesomeness

They're learning

my european boyfriend surfing in australia

Them hairy boys

Family and leisure come together.

They smort

Who needs a dehumidifier?

Another week, another Floppa Friday

What it's like living with depression

That Look Naughty

le chad face

Not even my final form!!

I need your cap, your cape and your Popemobile.

watching the pants drying

a unicorn

He's hired!

We recently got a GSP puppy. Our cat's safe space has been upstairs. Today, pup figured out how to climb the stairs. The cat is NOT happy!

Well, that's quite wholeso..... oh no...

Ikea window for sale. Brand new never assembled

It's that time of the week again

Let's all stop and remember the original tik tok.

Selfie time...

She sleep like this sometimes

Who luves ina blineapble unber te seeee

Pizza hut order

Thanks to a Christmas wreath holder, I turned my two headed shower faucet into a luxurious spa usually only seen in magazines.

Not what I asked for, but not bad

Absolutely Roasted

The most stylish couples necklace.

I think I’ll just knock...

Smoking meats, definitely.

The Heat Wave is Here

I adopted 2 cats this week, my friends made me this

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

based dad brehs

The Storm Chaser Life

doubles as John Connor lore

IKEA Snowmen

Oh no! It's Jack The....

Bro why you do this

It got really deep.

2021 already got me like

Mom trying to convince daughter that Raptor is not scary

Or else!

Fcking Karens

He was asked many cars do you own and he said about 500 and rides them everyday

Make Hugelol Great Again!

Lets celebrate with some Cranberry juice..

Pinata time!

swammen't

thank the universe for adblocks and such... also an "Avatar" reference

Well America learned well from the British, but they have put their own twist on it

Thought I had seen this weather before

Well howdy there other rover

shitposters need to be able to feed their families with their hard work

"If he is 15min late we can leave"

I want to know what country this is in

Valentine's Day card my girlfriend gave me this year gave me a chuckle

Hockey Jesus. Thrift Store Find.

Leaving these everywhere never gets old

Lemme grab some of this while y’all are busy

It's Friendly Monkey Friday

Choose or perish

Lucky ***s

How this Tiger feels being at a Texas Zoo with no power right now.

Finally an honest fortune cookie

Ahhhh, that's what happens

shall

Notredame

The water is cut off, so I had to steal some kids snowman so I can melt him to flush my toilet.

this comedian looking for a graphic designer