I adopted 2 cats this week, my friends made me this

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."

based dad brehs

The Storm Chaser Life

doubles as John Connor lore

IKEA Snowmen

Oh no! It's Jack The....

Bro why you do this

It got really deep.

2021 already got me like

Mom trying to convince daughter that Raptor is not scary

Or else!

Fcking Karens

He was asked many cars do you own and he said about 500 and rides them everyday

Make Hugelol Great Again!

Lets celebrate with some Cranberry juice..

Pinata time!

swammen't

thank the universe for adblocks and such... also an "Avatar" reference

Well America learned well from the British, but they have put their own twist on it

Thought I had seen this weather before

Well howdy there other rover

shitposters need to be able to feed their families with their hard work

"If he is 15min late we can leave"

I want to know what country this is in

Valentine's Day card my girlfriend gave me this year gave me a chuckle

Hockey Jesus. Thrift Store Find.

Leaving these everywhere never gets old

Lemme grab some of this while y’all are busy

It's Friendly Monkey Friday

Choose or perish

Lucky ***s

How this Tiger feels being at a Texas Zoo with no power right now.

Finally an honest fortune cookie

Ahhhh, that's what happens

shall

Notredame

The water is cut off, so I had to steal some kids snowman so I can melt him to flush my toilet.

this comedian looking for a graphic designer

February 30th huh...

Shit i can’t find Jimmy

Gotta find that sweet spot

I think my cream is trying to seduce me

Quality is never compromised

IQ level breached

Reasons my Fiancée Kisses Me

It’s a real life cheat code

Dirty Secret

1st photos of life on Mars!

Can I shoot the snow?

Well, ya done it now

what are we supposed to do now? cancel next of kin?

I have found the loophole!

Green new deal

Training time

Just cancelled Spotify and this is what they give me. Funny Easter egg.

Forgot I had sat my wifi booster there and it scared the mess outta me

Nice udders...

Unlucky or lucky second name?

holy shit lol

Laughed harder than I should've for sure!

NASA's Perseverance takes first photo.

Here's the actual first picture from the Perseverance rover

No, Steve it’s been a year

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

But she makes eye contact

time to do something else

Coming out of Covid lockdown like...

Revealing photos coming back from the freshly landed Perseverance rover today...

Stray Cat

We could all sympathize..

SJW's destroying western civilization

Do be do be

We upgraded tv’s today. Our remote is now relevant.

While watching NASA's stream of Perseverance landing on Mars, I've noticed this in their office of ground ops control.

im turning into a boomer

Green Tea

That position is called the ‘SuperOmega3’

User-run HL Discords have been around since 2016

this is why boomers shouldn't have access to memes

When he gives you butterflies in your stomach

Can't blame the employee.

What day is it?

MIL sent this to me.

Schrodinger and his cat.

"Don't get too comfy!"

Stole my daughters hair extensions. Now I got a fresh new skullet, brother!

"Early Bird My Ass" my latest tiny painting.

Ready....Set...

I've created a monster...

Who's the wisest one?

Nice Thinking

What about you??

I will go with best.

Pickup on aisle two

It is only a little bit dark

Important discovery in Texas

Good looking out bro

Based

Tidying up