The universe is a yawning chasm filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience.
6,818 3-Year Club
Speak To The Manager
Wasps are the worst.
I asked for a framed picture of Eddie Murphy and the hotel delivered!
Japanese stereotypes of European countries, based on Japanese Google autocomplete suggestions
"YES I AM." - Muhammed Avdol
"oh right..." 2021
Anything posted on the internet is there forever, unless it is something good.
Are u sure?
go get 'em champ
That shit slams
They meant well
I slog. You should too!
My dog is very suspicious of this cold Texas weather
I've LOSSt about 30 minutes making this oc
It's Basically Summer
I wonder what is he thinking...?
No one has the heart to tell him that nobody will be coming to buy his tacos
Not Even a Nibble
So my wife left me some leftover valentines chocolates
Good thing he secured his cargo!
Found in a small town in the Midwest Alliance, Nebraska
Every damn time, it is always at the moment that you don't pay attention
He gets territorial with his toilet paper. A true American
Baghdaddy 2021 - You bet your sweet bippy i will
Glassmaking is more dangerous than you'd think
Always read the fine print.
Me every single morning actually
Bros help Bros
When the Police comes to arrest the only Dealer in the neighborhood. Avengers Assemble!
If you’ve never seen one of these babies in action, you’re too young for me
Texan plumbers right now
How To Lose 10 lbs In 7 Days
A friend saw this whilst out walking his dog.
It works either way
Bat Tery. Search for it
Don't Catch Them All
She gon die
My son, the realist. Age 5. What a mood.
The Most Redneck Headline Ever
And that will conclude my Ted talk
I wonder what this does?
I'm not high...
Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess
Israel's former Minster of Tourism, Asaf Zamir , and his wife
F1 driver crashing at 200 mph vs. Soccer player getting shirt pulled.
You’d be safe.
We live in a society....
4 the LOLZ..
I have only minutes before OSHA catches me
2 normie 4 you
Sums up the weather situation in my area
At the local vets
I can't believe that it is really real...
go back go back1
It's wednesday my dudes
It’s my first day as an options trader and I already lost $10,000! I can’t believe it’s really happening!
Where is my afternoon T?
This Moose is Undefeated
Texas right now
A story of betrayal
Teach your kids the difference. Or somebody else will.
9 year old me went hard as hell
Please make up your mind
Only at Home Beauty Depot!
Dear Phantom Shitter...
Eating is my hobby.
I’ve been wondering why it’s been cold outside. Someone forgot to close it..
A true mussel car
It's treason then [OC]
I sell a horse with an integrated lantern.
This is why we pay so much in rent
ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi
Ima need that ASAP
What can I say, I'm curious... and lazy
A thriftstore painting I ruined with my geekiness.
This is some real shit.