No one has the heart to tell him that nobody will be coming to buy his tacos

Not Even a Nibble

So my wife left me some leftover valentines chocolates

Good thing he secured his cargo!

Found in a small town in the Midwest Alliance, Nebraska

Every damn time, it is always at the moment that you don't pay attention

He gets territorial with his toilet paper. A true American

yay

Haircut timeline

Baghdaddy 2021 - You bet your sweet bippy i will

Glassmaking is more dangerous than you'd think

Rioter

Basically me

Always read the fine print.

Me every single morning actually

Food Art

Bros help Bros

When the Police comes to arrest the only Dealer in the neighborhood. Avengers Assemble!

If you’ve never seen one of these babies in action, you’re too young for me

Mama Says...

Texan plumbers right now

Super Wonderland

How To Lose 10 lbs In 7 Days

A friend saw this whilst out walking his dog.

It works either way

Bat Tery. Search for it

Don't Catch Them All

She gon die

My son, the realist. Age 5. What a mood.

The Most Redneck Headline Ever

Nom nom

And that will conclude my Ted talk

I wonder what this does?

Embrace Monke

I'm not high...

yay

Different.

nom

Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess

post

Israel's former Minster of Tourism, Asaf Zamir , and his wife

F1 driver crashing at 200 mph vs. Soccer player getting shirt pulled.

You’d be safe.

:-)

We live in a society....

4 the LOLZ..

I have only minutes before OSHA catches me

Jabbacado

2 normie 4 you

Sums up the weather situation in my area

At the local vets

I can't believe that it is really real...

go back go back1

It's wednesday my dudes

It’s my first day as an options trader and I already lost $10,000! I can’t believe it’s really happening!

Where is my afternoon T?

This Moose is Undefeated

Texas right now

A story of betrayal

Teach your kids the difference. Or somebody else will.

9 year old me went hard as hell

Please make up your mind

Only at Home Beauty Depot!

Meanwhile.....in Florida

Dear Phantom Shitter...

Eating is my hobby.

I’ve been wondering why it’s been cold outside. Someone forgot to close it..

A true mussel car

It's treason then [OC]

I sell a horse with an integrated lantern.

This is why we pay so much in rent

ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi

Ima need that ASAP

What can I say, I'm curious... and lazy

A thriftstore painting I ruined with my geekiness.

ßeterson

This is some real shit.

Going to the restroom in Texas today.

Anon died doing what he loved

Kopi Luwak coffee

Had us in the first half

And this is where we go to cry.

Fixed

Fresh oxygen and a lil potassium, you’ll be OK

Eggdog

UUU you're mad

Meteorologists call this formation the “microwaved hot pocket”.

methamster

That’s what they get

Worst underwear design ever. Period.

you have to consider what REALLY matters

This cat figured out how to open the toilet to drink from it

That New-Dad Sneeze

join now

Positivity.

I also think that Joker is one of the movies ever made

Any Australians here?

That is one smooth motherf**ker!!

Just burn the house down

My greatest strength is my honesty