That is one smooth motherf**ker!!

Just burn the house down

My greatest strength is my honesty

Why won't anyone eat at my birdfeeder??

I've had cats like this

Translator

Know anyone??

I thought this license plate meant something else, until I saw the sticker on the window.

I saw German outdoor freezers and decided to share mine from Texas

I’ve been going about this all wrong..

Can't make a wife out of a hoe

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it...

You're like Hitler! except Hitler cared about Germany or something!

Excalibur, meet your opponent.

SupERhEroes DOnt WeAr CapeS

Every woman’s Valentine’s Day dream.

Someone in my condo is ready to get back to in person learning

Have a good evening/ or good morning depending on where you live

Tryin to lock her down

The elegant beauty of Japan in winter.

One borgar pls

When the weird ape you've been trying to hunt for weeks begins to throw you bones and its leftovers

Who's holding the 4th bottle?

Point of view.

My gay radar is getting a ping

Always nice having dinner guests...

How to anger people

Look Closer...

Love Note

Get the plunger!

They come in stickers now.

Free wallet

Sorry to let you down Lofi hip hop girl

Artist snail is not appreciated

5 inches

Who’s holding the 4th bottle?

Poison?

THIS IS LOVE!,

The poop loop

Credit to @AcadeRageacomics on Insta

Always watching

Texas Snow

You got bamboozled

*Barking Intensifies*

“I’m Not A Cat” Custom Action Figure

And then people breaded little shit dogs

third chair

Oooooh yeah

Frothy Frog Coffee

That really puts it into perspective

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

I'll get you back gam gam!

How to spot a pharmacy student!

He studied the blade

Anon solved a problem

Marketing team gets it

That's why horse girls are always rich

A short story.

My favorite find

Adoption

This customer’s review

Hello again

My dog ​​helping me put some tires away

Happy Valentine’s Day to all

'Yeezus is king'

Uber in Australia

ajaja

The official mascot of my 20s

unbomb 'em.

Heroin.

Monday Work Motivation

Diana Ross

SnowBernie spotted in Seattle

Found a "Lion mane mushroom" in a nearby swamp. Gonna make it my new girlfriend.

The Two Types of Science

I knew I liked McDonald's

Apparently people like my ears

Thought I was being clever rolling up rolls into hearts. Turns out, I made a bunch of boobies.

As an engineering student at uni, this is accurate

Not even two feet away.

I stay

My valentine captured me taking a nap...aww

My wife sure knows how to make a fella feel good on valentine's day.

ending up single

Have a Super Valentine's Day

The secret is out...

Juts noe omre

tHaTs nOt cOlD

My flesh light is in transit.

Some people have a snack drawer. I have a Reese's drawer.

When romance is tested.

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY?!!

Cheers to all the single people on this day

Get well soon.

Beware

Presh

Back off. You never seen anyeone lay an egg before?

Adult Lunchable

Local news with driving advice for Texans not used to driving in snow

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