Back off. You never seen anyeone lay an egg before?
Local news with driving advice for Texans not used to driving in snow
Mr President, get down!!!!!!!!!!
Just a reminder for every one to practice safe sex this Valentine’s Day
Sweet! Costco started selling hair ties!
I, for one, like the new name better.
Unfortunate ad placement...
My dad messing around.
Stumbled upon this while out for a walk!
What my girlfriend gave me for Valentine’s Day on the left and what I gave her on the right. We couldn’t stop laughing
Good one, Illinois
Valentine's day peti from my daughter! Bloody massacre!
Modern dating in a nutshell
Been there man
Is this the best name in sport?
Happy Stormtrooper Awareness Day!
Gib money plz.
The horrors they must endure. Thank them for their service
My husband's Valentine's day card, versus mine
Explain this retard.
Public restroom wall changed my life
Greatest hit man of all time
A little rockhounding humor.
Keep your friends close and your FRIEND CLOSER
Lift your finger.
The Struggle is Real Man
Welp there it goes
Swab the brain for best results.
Happy Valentines to fellow singles
Snow Day in Seattle
Can you read this??
I don't have enough rupees :(
Before bitcoin it was this...
Precipitation. The entirely scientific origin of
Mark hamill or slavoj zizek, the game
Ok, who's dad works for IDOT?
The meeting of the “Itty Bitty Hissy Committee” has commenced
I was looking for my stupid cat for an hour before I found him. I'm not even mad...
THE FALL GUY
Nope, Not Sorry
who even builds snowmen anymore, gotta build snow monsters
If only I was like Shrek
How to utilise Venom's tongue
Hired this dude to put in my grass - He told me he’d be roasting a pig for the crew. I guess he wasn’t joking.
Yes I will be depressed if I have tons of money
Return to wendigo
Valentines meat tray for one
Don't ask for context
Every morning at 11 or so, windowman shows up and scares the shit out of me.
So, I asked my mom to grab some grape tomatoes. It’s a 20lb box. Guess I’ll be making tomato paste, tomato sauce and anything else that has a frigging tomato in it for the next forever... 20lbs!
This guy's special request at my work for his food. Couldn't stop laughing!!
Another thrift store painting I painted on top of. Monstrous Love.
Trying to order a taxi to pick me up and he asks where I am....
Filed under M for Murder.
“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”
Mom said No.
WiFi with no Internet access
Guess they are having a Hard time with this
Made these cookies for the office Valentine's party.
I hate them aswell.
A young elephant tries to hide behind a lamppost after it was caught eating sugar cane in a Thai field
They look like they enjoy the job a little bit too much
Make it double alright
Scientists call this the "Spore Phase"
Too much fun
Rejoice! He has returned from the dead.
Not buying it
Saw this and had to share
Hegan & Marry
This professor didn't know what he was getting himself in to.
Heterochromia iridum is where someone has two different color eyes. I do not have that.
I’ve never seen better.
My gf’s cats looks like you owe him money.
My personalities coexisting
Birds can be so rude
My girlfriends valentines card to me.
Hi kids, do you like betas?
When DiCaprio visits the shelter, you’ve got to go all out.