Heterochromia iridum is where someone has two different color eyes. I do not have that.

I’ve never seen better.

My gf’s cats looks like you owe him money.

My personalities coexisting

Birds can be so rude

My girlfriends valentines card to me.

Hi kids, do you like betas?

When DiCaprio visits the shelter, you’ve got to go all out.

My uncle joined Facebook for the first time and this is the first picture he uploaded

Pickle Too Slippery

Damn! It was so close!

Strange, but I can't get no relief...

Thanks for info

Money relative to age

Only one of them was able to survive Thanos

One of the most useful and proven methods to finish reading a book !!

Another Thriftstore painting I bought and painted on top of. How to Always Win at the Races

Wow the WiFi is good here.

The guy is the real hero

That famous yearbook!..

I don't even know what to write here, honestly...

Rat did his best, let's go Ox!

Literally just one bite or one sip and they're off

go ahead.... press it

Instructions needed

I have a buddy that 100% does this...

freshly stolen beans

translated, sorry bad english

That or the potato masher

Are the donuts good though?

Same though

Here a guide for anyone who is interested

I can't believe they made Ned Flanders a real person!

Andy grew up...

Another satisfied customer

My kids went all-out for Senior Citizens day at school.

Valentine Attack

so ya u gai

That son of a ***! I'll kill him!

Chastity belt

Horse

The new NASA XEMU suits look like sad George Michael

There's a little Nigel in us all

He has a Point ...

a story as old as time itself

Stretch

my wife is tough as nails, but can't stand minor discomfort

unnscnsncs

High Maintenance

Hollywood actors and their stunt doubles

Rugs for sale!

Cacaw

We all did those things

I'm home

france nuts

that shitpost received a lot of engagement tho

This is how bored I am today

That was super, man!

When the radio plays "Let Me Love You " but can't fit it all on the screen

Hippopotato

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Bing the search engine for the Empire

Behind the Filter

Milking the new meta

We will adopt a puppy so you won't be alone anymore! ... My cat

the new season of Pokemon looks good

Credit to @jimmyjew81 this never gets old

...So then what I said was "Just make sure theres a few of each sauce, please."...

I'M Not a Cat.

A veggie tale

He knew one day this would happen.

Still unsure why I love the snow so much

Seen at a local art store.

Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...

Death is just another Path, one that we all must take. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

My wife, kids, and I leave rocks when we go for walks. I thought this one was smashing.

I’m Hungry Now

You've heard of Machine Gun Kelly. Get ready for

Me when Hugelol goes back online after a few days

I am not a cat

Seuss

This Apartment in Paris

here is your award

Oooh that sign

Or, more likely, my brain is broken

Rescued Mouse Armed With a Blade

Just turned my microwave on it’s side and he absolutely loves it

there is no escape brehs we are here forever

Captain Britain

Inventor

Real constellation names.

Admins when the cash flow stops

I buy old thrift store paintings and add to them. Here is Breaking Cover

Now that HL is back is time for some new semi-OC

"I am not a cat." - I updated a classic NYT cartoon by Peter Steiner.

Based of them to care I suppose

Technological EvoLuTioN

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a pun?

If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim

We’re just happy little beavers