Recently moved to Texas. Saw this today...

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

He played himself.

Flexing my new SSD

Cat found the best spot in the park to rest.......

Restored portion of the Mona Lisa finally revealed

Clumsy

I'm telling my kids, this is The Weeknd after his Super Bowl performance.

Darthmellows

Finally a good fortune

Not a cat.

Island Guy 2

When mom didn't pack the detonator

Arizona ice t

From my 15yo son’s bedroom door whiteboard.

Day 400 something, Today I went to feed ducks

Does any else see a death metal Ben Franklin?

I do love Asian food

not my gumdrop buttons!

Well that didn’t age well

Guess this is her drawer now.

Stupidest human being of 2021

Not sure if this goes here...Canada Revenue Agency 2020 Tax Manual

Clever marketing, thought something familiar caught my attention.

threat

Police have caught the person responsible for this really cold weather we are suffering from.

Is it really cooked?

I’m a lunch lady. Today the first graders gave us some letters to thank us for serving them food. This one was my favorite.

My son without a filter and my son with a filter

I-

Gregposting

I changed my sister's bathroom art while dog sitting. She still doesn't realize that it doesn't say "HOPE".

???

My mom has the biggest heart!

hold on

Ancient mask found, irrefutable proof of long skull ancestors

Ich bin Geschwindigkeit

i DoEs A fIx

I’m going wherever it’s going.

A terrifying creature.

If I ever travel across Britain this will be my route

Can't believe you

A funny coincidence

The red crayon

It's corny and made me laugh more than it should have

I buy thrift store paintings and add my own painting to them. Here is a Robot, with a design flaw, recharging itself on corn oil.

true

Return

The truth behind the superheroes.

Do you need help with that one?

negromancy

One of my birthday cards this year!

nice

rat

My friend is that person from maths buying hundred loafs

haha china bad

Neighbor projecting Trailer Park Boys onto the water tower

After game loads :- Anyway

Better than using a 10 year old one

Extra lol

Not very tall tale

It’s A Wonderful Life

attempt 1

sad

That time I was at the McDonald’s drive through and got side eyed by a dog in a backpack.

Need for a penetration test ?

yawn

H2O2

Throw a flag

thank god

The look of disbelief he gave when my boyfriend walked away with the fried chicken he wanted.

Nothing In Stock

Rare crispy-coated-chicken dogs

Me getting more of those free samples

I'll take it!

I’ve come to clean your floors

coke

Thanks Obama

When all of their adult kids come to visit, my parents driveway looks like a used mini van dealership

I Couldn't Resist. Original Post by Zygotekiller. I Just Added the Gear.

real thing

An ugly monster

Used to work here, this guy is a cart pusher. He always wore kilts, and then today I seen this. Safety kilt.

You can never be too careful these days...

Dab the rona away

Am RussianHacker i will commit delete breathing

Sheer determination

My father said our dog was looking at him with strange eyes, then sent me this photo:

These two lions from todays gallery visit

This cuts deep.

Fasten your seatbelts

Staging my house for pictures tomorrow. I believe this Easter egg will attract the right buyer

Her car kept getting stolen so she kept this note addressed to future thieves in the glovebox.

More shocking humor

I'm beginning to think we might have a mouse.

Wizard's Duel

cheese

Just had our twenty week ultrasound. Kid says he’s doing fine.

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