a story as old as time itself

Stretch

my wife is tough as nails, but can't stand minor discomfort

unnscnsncs

High Maintenance

Hollywood actors and their stunt doubles

Rugs for sale!

Cacaw

We all did those things

I'm home

france nuts

that shitpost received a lot of engagement tho

This is how bored I am today

That was super, man!

When the radio plays "Let Me Love You " but can't fit it all on the screen

Hippopotato

̶p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ breh

Bing the search engine for the Empire

Behind the Filter

Milking the new meta

We will adopt a puppy so you won't be alone anymore! ... My cat

the new season of Pokemon looks good

Credit to @jimmyjew81 this never gets old

...So then what I said was "Just make sure theres a few of each sauce, please."...

I'M Not a Cat.

A veggie tale

He knew one day this would happen.

Still unsure why I love the snow so much

Seen at a local art store.

Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...

Death is just another Path, one that we all must take. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

My wife, kids, and I leave rocks when we go for walks. I thought this one was smashing.

I’m Hungry Now

You've heard of Machine Gun Kelly. Get ready for

Me when Hugelol goes back online after a few days

I am not a cat

Seuss

This Apartment in Paris

here is your award

Oooh that sign

Or, more likely, my brain is broken

Rescued Mouse Armed With a Blade

Just turned my microwave on it’s side and he absolutely loves it

there is no escape brehs we are here forever

Captain Britain

Inventor

Real constellation names.

Admins when the cash flow stops

I buy old thrift store paintings and add to them. Here is Breaking Cover

Now that HL is back is time for some new semi-OC

"I am not a cat." - I updated a classic NYT cartoon by Peter Steiner.

Based of them to care I suppose

Technological EvoLuTioN

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a pun?

If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are a victim

We’re just happy little beavers

Recently moved to Texas. Saw this today...

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

He played himself.

Flexing my new SSD

Cat found the best spot in the park to rest.......

Restored portion of the Mona Lisa finally revealed

Clumsy

I'm telling my kids, this is The Weeknd after his Super Bowl performance.

Darthmellows

Finally a good fortune

Not a cat.

Island Guy 2

When mom didn't pack the detonator

Arizona ice t

From my 15yo son’s bedroom door whiteboard.

Day 400 something, Today I went to feed ducks

Does any else see a death metal Ben Franklin?

I do love Asian food

not my gumdrop buttons!

Well that didn’t age well

Guess this is her drawer now.

Stupidest human being of 2021

Not sure if this goes here...Canada Revenue Agency 2020 Tax Manual

Clever marketing, thought something familiar caught my attention.

threat

Police have caught the person responsible for this really cold weather we are suffering from.

Is it really cooked?

I’m a lunch lady. Today the first graders gave us some letters to thank us for serving them food. This one was my favorite.

My son without a filter and my son with a filter

I-

Gregposting

I changed my sister's bathroom art while dog sitting. She still doesn't realize that it doesn't say "HOPE".

???

My mom has the biggest heart!

hold on

Ancient mask found, irrefutable proof of long skull ancestors

Ich bin Geschwindigkeit

i DoEs A fIx

I’m going wherever it’s going.

A terrifying creature.

If I ever travel across Britain this will be my route

Can't believe you

A funny coincidence

The red crayon