Chicken jerk...
So, I asked my mom to grab some grape tomatoes. It’s a 20lb box. Guess I’ll be making tomato paste, tomato sauce and anything else that has a frigging tomato in it for the next forever... 20lbs!
This guy's special request at my work for his food. Couldn't stop laughing!!
Superheroes
Another thrift store painting I painted on top of. Monstrous Love.
Trying to order a taxi to pick me up and he asks where I am....
Filed under M for Murder.
“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”
Mom said No.
WiFi with no Internet access
Weekend Mood
Guess they are having a Hard time with this
Made these cookies for the office Valentine's party.
I hate them aswell.
CORRECT
A young elephant tries to hide behind a lamppost after it was caught eating sugar cane in a Thai field
They look like they enjoy the job a little bit too much
Make it double alright
Scientists call this the "Spore Phase"
Too much fun
Rejoice! He has returned from the dead.
Not buying it
Saw this and had to share
OH NO
Hegan & Marry
This professor didn't know what he was getting himself in to.
René Catgritte
Heterochromia iridum is where someone has two different color eyes. I do not have that.
I’ve never seen better.
My gf’s cats looks like you owe him money.
My personalities coexisting
Birds can be so rude
My girlfriends valentines card to me.
Hi kids, do you like betas?
When DiCaprio visits the shelter, you’ve got to go all out.
My uncle joined Facebook for the first time and this is the first picture he uploaded
Pickle Too Slippery
Damn! It was so close!
Strange, but I can't get no relief...
Thanks for info
Money relative to age
Only one of them was able to survive Thanos
One of the most useful and proven methods to finish reading a book !!
Another Thriftstore painting I bought and painted on top of. How to Always Win at the Races
Wow the WiFi is good here.
The guy is the real hero
That famous yearbook!..
I don't even know what to write here, honestly...
Rat did his best, let's go Ox!
Literally just one bite or one sip and they're off
go ahead.... press it
Instructions needed
I have a buddy that 100% does this...
freshly stolen beans
translated, sorry bad english
That or the potato masher
Are the donuts good though?
Same though
Here a guide for anyone who is interested
I can't believe they made Ned Flanders a real person!
Andy grew up...
Another satisfied customer
My kids went all-out for Senior Citizens day at school.
Valentine Attack
so ya u gai
That son of a ***! I'll kill him!
Chastity belt
Horse
The new NASA XEMU suits look like sad George Michael
There's a little Nigel in us all
He has a Point ...
a story as old as time itself
Stretch
my wife is tough as nails, but can't stand minor discomfort
unnscnsncs
High Maintenance
Hollywood actors and their stunt doubles
Rugs for sale!
Cacaw
We all did those things
I'm home
france nuts
that shitpost received a lot of engagement tho
This is how bored I am today
That was super, man!
When the radio plays "Let Me Love You " but can't fit it all on the screen
Hippopotato
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Bing the search engine for the Empire
Behind the Filter
Milking the new meta
We will adopt a puppy so you won't be alone anymore! ... My cat
the new season of Pokemon looks good
Credit to @jimmyjew81 this never gets old
...So then what I said was "Just make sure theres a few of each sauce, please."...
I'M Not a Cat.
A veggie tale
He knew one day this would happen.
Still unsure why I love the snow so much
Seen at a local art store.