It’s my first day as an options trader and I already lost $10,000! I can’t believe it’s really happening!

Where is my afternoon T?

This Moose is Undefeated

Texas right now

A story of betrayal

Teach your kids the difference. Or somebody else will.

9 year old me went hard as hell

Please make up your mind

Only at Home Beauty Depot!

Meanwhile.....in Florida

Dear Phantom Shitter...

Eating is my hobby.

I’ve been wondering why it’s been cold outside. Someone forgot to close it..

A true mussel car

It's treason then [OC]

I sell a horse with an integrated lantern.

This is why we pay so much in rent

ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi

Ima need that ASAP

What can I say, I'm curious... and lazy

A thriftstore painting I ruined with my geekiness.

ßeterson

This is some real shit.

Going to the restroom in Texas today.

Anon died doing what he loved

Kopi Luwak coffee

Had us in the first half

And this is where we go to cry.

Fixed

Fresh oxygen and a lil potassium, you’ll be OK

Eggdog

UUU you're mad

Meteorologists call this formation the “microwaved hot pocket”.

methamster

That’s what they get

Worst underwear design ever. Period.

you have to consider what REALLY matters

This cat figured out how to open the toilet to drink from it

That New-Dad Sneeze

join now

Positivity.

I also think that Joker is one of the movies ever made

Any Australians here?

That is one smooth motherf**ker!!

Just burn the house down

My greatest strength is my honesty

Why won't anyone eat at my birdfeeder??

I've had cats like this

Translator

Know anyone??

I thought this license plate meant something else, until I saw the sticker on the window.

I saw German outdoor freezers and decided to share mine from Texas

I’ve been going about this all wrong..

Can't make a wife out of a hoe

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it...

You're like Hitler! except Hitler cared about Germany or something!

Excalibur, meet your opponent.

SupERhEroes DOnt WeAr CapeS

Every woman’s Valentine’s Day dream.

Someone in my condo is ready to get back to in person learning

Have a good evening/ or good morning depending on where you live

Tryin to lock her down

The elegant beauty of Japan in winter.

One borgar pls

When the weird ape you've been trying to hunt for weeks begins to throw you bones and its leftovers

Who's holding the 4th bottle?

Point of view.

My gay radar is getting a ping

Always nice having dinner guests...

How to anger people

Look Closer...

Love Note

Get the plunger!

They come in stickers now.

Free wallet

Sorry to let you down Lofi hip hop girl

Artist snail is not appreciated

5 inches

Who’s holding the 4th bottle?

Poison?

THIS IS LOVE!,

The poop loop

Credit to @AcadeRageacomics on Insta

Always watching

Texas Snow

You got bamboozled

*Barking Intensifies*

“I’m Not A Cat” Custom Action Figure

And then people breaded little shit dogs

third chair

Oooooh yeah

Frothy Frog Coffee

That really puts it into perspective

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

I'll get you back gam gam!

How to spot a pharmacy student!

He studied the blade

Anon solved a problem

Marketing team gets it

That's why horse girls are always rich