I'm not high...
Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess
Israel's former Minster of Tourism, Asaf Zamir , and his wife
F1 driver crashing at 200 mph vs. Soccer player getting shirt pulled.
You’d be safe.
We live in a society....
4 the LOLZ..
I have only minutes before OSHA catches me
2 normie 4 you
Sums up the weather situation in my area
At the local vets
I can't believe that it is really real...
go back go back1
It's wednesday my dudes
It’s my first day as an options trader and I already lost $10,000! I can’t believe it’s really happening!
Where is my afternoon T?
This Moose is Undefeated
Texas right now
A story of betrayal
Teach your kids the difference. Or somebody else will.
9 year old me went hard as hell
Please make up your mind
Only at Home Beauty Depot!
Dear Phantom Shitter...
Eating is my hobby.
I’ve been wondering why it’s been cold outside. Someone forgot to close it..
A true mussel car
It's treason then [OC]
I sell a horse with an integrated lantern.
This is why we pay so much in rent
ozzy ozzy ozzy oi oi oi
Ima need that ASAP
What can I say, I'm curious... and lazy
A thriftstore painting I ruined with my geekiness.
This is some real shit.
Going to the restroom in Texas today.
Anon died doing what he loved
Kopi Luwak coffee
Had us in the first half
And this is where we go to cry.
Fresh oxygen and a lil potassium, you’ll be OK
UUU you're mad
Meteorologists call this formation the “microwaved hot pocket”.
That’s what they get
Worst underwear design ever. Period.
you have to consider what REALLY matters
This cat figured out how to open the toilet to drink from it
That New-Dad Sneeze
I also think that Joker is one of the movies ever made
Any Australians here?
That is one smooth motherf**ker!!
Just burn the house down
My greatest strength is my honesty
Why won't anyone eat at my birdfeeder??
I've had cats like this
I thought this license plate meant something else, until I saw the sticker on the window.
I saw German outdoor freezers and decided to share mine from Texas
I’ve been going about this all wrong..
Can't make a wife out of a hoe
Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it...
You're like Hitler! except Hitler cared about Germany or something!
Excalibur, meet your opponent.
SupERhEroes DOnt WeAr CapeS
Every woman’s Valentine’s Day dream.
Someone in my condo is ready to get back to in person learning
Have a good evening/ or good morning depending on where you live
Tryin to lock her down
The elegant beauty of Japan in winter.
One borgar pls
When the weird ape you've been trying to hunt for weeks begins to throw you bones and its leftovers
Who's holding the 4th bottle?
Point of view.
My gay radar is getting a ping
Always nice having dinner guests...
How to anger people
Get the plunger!
They come in stickers now.
You want it? It's yours my friend
Sorry to let you down Lofi hip hop girl
Artist snail is not appreciated