When he gives you butterflies in your stomach

Can't blame the employee.

What day is it?

MIL sent this to me.

Schrodinger and his cat.

"Don't get too comfy!"

Stole my daughters hair extensions. Now I got a fresh new skullet, brother!

"Early Bird My Ass" my latest tiny painting.

Ready....Set...

I've created a monster...

Who's the wisest one?

Nice Thinking

What about you??

I will go with best.

Pickup on aisle two

It is only a little bit dark

Important discovery in Texas

Good looking out bro

Based

Tidying up

The world is not ready for this amount of power

Creature’s Pet

Speak To The Manager

Wasps are the worst.

Famous lads

I asked for a framed picture of Eddie Murphy and the hotel delivered!

Japanese stereotypes of European countries, based on Japanese Google autocomplete suggestions

"YES I AM." - Muhammed Avdol

"oh right..." 2021

Anything posted on the internet is there forever, unless it is something good.

accurate

Are u sure?

hehe

go get 'em champ

That shit slams

They meant well

big sad

I slog. You should too!

My dog is very suspicious of this cold Texas weather

I've LOSSt about 30 minutes making this oc

relax

:^)

It's Basically Summer

I wonder what is he thinking...?

No one has the heart to tell him that nobody will be coming to buy his tacos

Not Even a Nibble

So my wife left me some leftover valentines chocolates

Good thing he secured his cargo!

Found in a small town in the Midwest Alliance, Nebraska

Every damn time, it is always at the moment that you don't pay attention

He gets territorial with his toilet paper. A true American

yay

Haircut timeline

Baghdaddy 2021 - You bet your sweet bippy i will

Glassmaking is more dangerous than you'd think

Rioter

Basically me

Always read the fine print.

Me every single morning actually

Food Art

Bros help Bros

When the Police comes to arrest the only Dealer in the neighborhood. Avengers Assemble!

If you’ve never seen one of these babies in action, you’re too young for me

Mama Says...

Texan plumbers right now

Super Wonderland

How To Lose 10 lbs In 7 Days

A friend saw this whilst out walking his dog.

It works either way

Bat Tery. Search for it

Don't Catch Them All

She gon die

My son, the realist. Age 5. What a mood.

The Most Redneck Headline Ever

Nom nom

And that will conclude my Ted talk

I wonder what this does?

Embrace Monke

I'm not high...

yay

Different.

nom

Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess

post

Israel's former Minster of Tourism, Asaf Zamir , and his wife

F1 driver crashing at 200 mph vs. Soccer player getting shirt pulled.

You’d be safe.

:-)

We live in a society....

4 the LOLZ..

I have only minutes before OSHA catches me

Jabbacado

2 normie 4 you

Sums up the weather situation in my area

At the local vets

I can't believe that it is really real...

go back go back1

It's wednesday my dudes

It’s my first day as an options trader and I already lost $10,000! I can’t believe it’s really happening!

Where is my afternoon T?