god i hate twitter

It’d be the last thing they’d expect

Some people were made to do great things

Is it really his fault?

Only 90s people remember

*Insert monopoly joke*

I would like to say-

The Suez Canal was a mistake anyway, panama canal is next.

nobody is great

It so sad

plague resistance +5

dankmemes supports lgbt teens, come on over for a gaycation!

Today Is The Happy Day.

Boat too long

Yes gmail

Where sleep?

Door is stuck, but I'mma milk it.

There’s always plan b

I think I have a solution to the Suez problem.

Now This Hurts

Not again Ernie

Two very different platforms indeed.

This makes you come in 5 seconds, try it now!

ABSOLUTE COSMIC POWER!!

The Communist Manifesto

With soap for 20 seconds

found this on the bottom of a pizza box

What is Verdun?

Wooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh oh! Fightin' in a trench!

Come again?

me at the end

Not separating ethnic groups? Hahaha

Someone's making progress

They’re just trying to help.

There’s a lot of confusion out there.

sexual healing

An epic voyage of incest and high seas shenanigans

El Tigre cannon goes brrrrr

Oh, well that's a relief. Thanks fortune cookie.

MacGyver could do it!

Smells like 1776 in here

Im sick and tired of being sick and tired

Surrender your doots.

...Allies?

Posted this on three other subs and thought you guys would like it too

A wind storm blew a porto-potty into an intersection in Pittsburgh, PA today....

Help me step-ship

POV:

Shit bussin though

Brilliant!! Make that money on stupid questions lol

It‘s funny how you always...

Get the **** out

YUBI YUBI

dying feels a lot like having to pee

The knife yes.

Nostalgia is real

Getting shells today

I work at a call center. Sometimes, I like to draw what my particularly rude callers might look like. Here’s Gino from today, who blurted out his address the second I answered.

What's yer poison?

Neko Maid-sama

Joe halted 40% of all global trade, making him tonight's big loser

madame is high in the air

Cute and mean at the same time.

Headed to the Suez Canal

2 year old are insane

So you were capping huh?

This is deep.

Japan to the rescue

This is a very thoughtful and insightful title. Okay now go and look at the meme

The main reasons you don't buy a house next to a farm.

Lmao stop

You gotta think about this one

Kepler made astronomical contributions!

It’s not racist if it’s against white ppl amirite

It would help

posting this because why the *** not

The floaty boi did it

The church on my street is roasting virgins for Easter

Yellow card

Sad as hell, sad as hell

Reject bikinis. Embrace cursed captains

Belisarius: That's how I defend

Let this poor guy alone

It’s a meme

Cat just had a nap next to some giant triangle in the desert; they're feline fine

Seems like a no-brainer to me.

"sorry guys, we didn't know it was stealth"

Boat needs to be not stuck

Dank of death

Don't you remember the fifth of November

Too bad girls don't exist

The differences are so interesting

Thanks, aqua. Very helpful.

If only he'd made it into the art school

Incredible job

They were, after all, the panzer elite

Fits the format better than the canal

Every 40+ year old woman on Tinder these days

guys he just needs a hug

struggle