'Accidents happen, Ishii. Sometimes plague just happens to fall out of a plane onto the Chinese countryside'

Yes

More espresso, less depresso.

swag

MOM! it has been eons

mood

Now that's a good boi

When she has to go home after 15 min of making out

Battle with a side of bacon

iMpFLuMEmceR

see ya later virgins

a man's best breh

I just gave that thinking noise your honor NNNN

He transcends the desires of the flesh.

The cat's old nemesis

Compared to crashing the wallstreet, this should be easy.

Yes

It’s like I have a memory but without any details of the event

Meanwhile in the Teen Titans base

Dammit. Now it's gonna be awake all night.

america is the best :} fuk all other

Shots fired

* snorts gold and slaves *

Yes

Um... no, it's not like that

Y'all seen this old meme?

Ah yes, the furry snail

Yes

CIA: "But it was all in the interest of national security."

53 gold pieces for sure

That's our 4Chan

Some of you will know -

I must do it

WERE BUILDING AN ARMY

Second shot done. Only side effect is slight hallucinations and a desire to write a letter with help

Oh Putin and his houses

Yes

skipping steps

the louvre has just as much stolen art as the British have

What really counts

A thief gonna thief

Please don't stare

its been a long time

Death star pro max

Anybody who lives in the Southeast US knows this horror movie is based on a true story

Reminder: it could be worse

A rare picture of Kim Jong Un and Mark Zuckerberg during their school days, 2001. Switzerland

Senpai finally noticed me

who did?

who felt those moments

You guys really must've pissed him off by now

Yes

eBay is low effort e-commerce.

Guys! I am not depressed and perfectly Mentally healthy!

Ordered Korean food and noticed that they now offer a spice level below mild.

Disney on ice.

Humans are amazing

This is my India....

Got the same energy as well

The burning of the Library of Alexandria

Ottomans in Europe

Confederacy moment

Kamijirou

Ozzy will always be badass

I’ve always heard it this way

Slowest computers ever

sleep son

A true modern crime

I hate myself for making this...

Yes

Always like that

Well, we did it, folks...

Maths is hard

Am I different enough for you guys?

Treaty of Nanking

Go buy some candy kid.

Yes

Rem is mine now >:)

We quickly forgot about it

Facts are facts

Bad trade

Weekly Contest #104: Unforseen Consequences

Me IRL

Yes

Yes

The dog that has butter on it

Joe Rogan is goop for men

Marty didn't listen and set the date to 2020...

That carrot face

And the song is called Axel F

Gotcha

What a legend

I work at a call center. Sometimes, I like to draw what my particularly rude callers might look like. Here’s Steve from today, who couldn’t give me required info because he was driving

...and they hated him because he spoke the truth

Yes

Man's sus for this

What? No way!

valhalla it is

Gradient Aliens 007

Being a bad boy in your mid-thirties